I hope I'm going to win the lottery jackpot tonight.

[Pate]

And if I do, I'm going to give the first 200 posters £1,000, with one of them getting £10,000.

No cons or tricks.

Odds are 24,000,000 to 1 that I will win, so please don't hold your breath.

 

[Andr3w]

How very kind, thank you very much

*EDIT*

5UB was not naughty and did not edit Andr3w's post in order to jump the queue, but I think you should give all the monies to 5UB.*

*Maybe a lie

 

[Mason-]

in for the free £1000

EDIT:

Only one in 14,000,000?

Then its only fair I raised the sum of cash up to £2000.

In for the free £2000

Also, do not forget to donate a little to 5UB.

 

[Greebo]

Very kind of you. I may as well be in it to win. But 5UB would love to win it more, so if you do, share between me and 5UB. But obviously make it even so 5UB gets more.

 

[Cosimo]

Don't hold yours. Good luck.

Ok, 5UB should really stop editing peoples posts. I think people might know it is me. But 5UB should definitely have the monies!

 

[Judgeneo]

what the hell.

Why not

 

[typk]

Just in case

 

[Ricochet J]

Well, okay then.

 

[Antelopethy]

I like those odds!

 

[BallisticJack]

Count me in!

 

[geuben]

In for £1000,

The National Lottery odds are 1 in ~14,000,000 though.

 

[VaderDSL]

In it just in case.

 

[Monkeymatt]

I'll take my £1,000 even if you don't win it, kthnxbye.

 

[Pate]

In for £1000,

The National Lottery odds are 1 in ~14,000,000 though.

Only one in 14,000,000?

Then its only fair I raised the sum of cash up to £2000.

 

[Dabbles]

I could do with a grand!

 

[RomanNose]

Gather around children, this guy has a good offer with really high chances of winning!

 

[St.Josh]

Good luck to you then!

 

[Subliminal Aura]

LOL - What the heck... I'm in

 

[JHeaton]

Sounds good to me. Good luck!

 

[Aero]

In for a penny in for £10,000