This is perfection for me:
3 x Unsmoked back bacon (grilled)
2 x Port sausages (fried)
2 x Fried eggs
Baked beans (warmed slowly in a pan so they just start to "give", not microwaved)
Hash Browns (grilled)
Mushrooms (fried in a little oil and butter)
Fried bread
1 x fried staffordshire oatcake
Toast (must be white, hot and buttered)
Large mug of tea.
Scattering of salt on the eggs, sausages, hash browns and mushrooms, freshly ground black pepper on the eggs. Finish with a splattering of brown sauce (daddies or HP) on the plate.