A man says to his friend: "My wife is cheating with a doctor..."

G-MAN2004 · 24 Mar 2011 at 13:41

"...I found a stethoscope and a prescription pad under our bed today."

His friend says, "Well my wife is apparently cheating with a railroad conductor"

First guy says "How do you know?"

"I found a ****ing railroad conductor under the bed"

Viper² · 24 Mar 2011 at 13:42

I don't get it.

Kerplunk · 24 Mar 2011 at 13:42

Doesnt do anything for me

shifty_uk · 24 Mar 2011 at 13:43

At first I was like....

Then I read this...

Viper² said:
I don't get it.

and I was like

sbweightman · 24 Mar 2011 at 13:43

fail joke is fail

Azza · 24 Mar 2011 at 13:43

Don't give up the day job.

Jengo · 24 Mar 2011 at 13:45

I...what?

~>Dg<~ · 24 Mar 2011 at 13:46

uninstall

Delboy · 24 Mar 2011 at 13:48

right, thats officially the end of ocuk forums. goodbye all....was good while it lasted.

Edrof · 24 Mar 2011 at 13:49

I liked it. Would read again.

Brian8bit · 24 Mar 2011 at 13:49

*feigned indifference at original posters attempt at comedy*
*secretly smiling*
*continue pretence of indifference by making retort on original post being unfunny*
*recommend original poster do something that means his communication ceases*
*tell friends same joke later and all have a giggle at how bad it is but ultimately still kind of funny*
*never tell original poster or other posters in original thread*

Jengo · 24 Mar 2011 at 13:51

Brian8bit said:
*feigned indifference at original posters attempt at comedy*
*secretly smiling*
*continue pretence of indifference by making retort on original post being unfunny*
*recommend original poster do something that means his communication ceases*
*tell friends same joke later and all have a giggle at how bad it is but ultimately still kind of funny*
*never tell original poster or other posters in original thread*

*post picture accusing quoted poster of being closet homosexual*

Brian8bit · 24 Mar 2011 at 13:52

Jengo said:
*post picture accusing quoted poster of being closet homosexual*

*retort angrily with similar accusations of bum touching and shirt lifting*

Rameses · 24 Mar 2011 at 13:53

~>Dg<~ said:
uninstall

unKn0wn · 24 Mar 2011 at 13:53

Brian8bit said:
*feigned indifference at original posters attempt at comedy*
*secretly smiling*
*continue pretence of indifference by making retort on original post being unfunny*
*recommend original poster do something that means his communication ceases*
*tell friends same joke later and all have a giggle at how bad it is but ultimately still kind of funny*
*never tell original poster or other posters in original thread*

Jengo said:
*post picture accusing quoted poster of being closet homosexual*

**** that.

*Tells original poster to get out. Forgets joke forever.

Le_Petit_Lapin · 24 Mar 2011 at 13:54

Theres a sledgehammer under my bed. I'm not sure what that says about me, other than I'm careless with my toolbox.

Brian8bit · 24 Mar 2011 at 13:54

unKn0wn said:
**** that.

*Tells original poster to get out. Forgets joke forever.

*implication that at one point funny bone may have been removed during medical procedure*

Jengo · 24 Mar 2011 at 13:56

unKn0wn said:
**** that.

*Tells original poster to get out. Forgets joke forever.

*post picture accusing quoted poster of being closet homosexual... with first quoted poster*

Brian8bit · 24 Mar 2011 at 13:57

*Proclamation that thread has gone dildos*

sanaxe1 · 24 Mar 2011 at 13:57

Joke 1

What do you call a small mexican man?

A paragraph. He's to small to be a essay.

Joke 2

Magick