A man says to his friend: "My wife is cheating with a doctor..."

Who was the fella who had the sig. 'Which hat is best? Mexan hat is best' and quite often posted REALLY bad jokes. Monkeyspank rings a bell, but I'm not sure.
 
Here's one . .

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!”

The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming.

She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!”

The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
 
Jakeee said:
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!”

The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming.

She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!”

The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
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This being your 69th post makes this funnier
 
Jengo said:
This being your 69th post makes this funnier
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:)

Son takes his father to the doctor.
Doctor gives them the bad news that the father is dying of cancer. Father tells the son that he has had a good long life and wants to stop at the bar on the way home to celebrate it.
While at the bar, the father sees several of his friends. He tells them that he is dying of AIDS. When the friends leave the son asks, 'Dad, you are dying of cancer.
Why did you tell them that you are dying of AIDS?'
The father replies, 'I don't want them screwing your mother after I'm gone!'


My wife is a bit of a tree hugger, So she went ape**** when I ran over a frog.
I said "Well I couldn't avoid him and it's not like they serve any purpose"
She shouted "He was on a bloody bike and you're supposed to be driving on the right"


BBC News: AMERICA TO SEND 2 NUCLEAR EXPERTS TO JAPAN
The last time they sent "Nuclear Experts" to Japan, they killed 105,000 people...


A girl on a bus said she would suck me off for £5. When she finished, she wiped her mouth and lit a fag. I thought, "What is the world coming to? I mean who sells cigarettes to a 12-year-old?"


I'm regretting telling my doctor about the mole on my ****.
He's reporting me to the RSPCA.

I told my wife to think before she speaks . . .
The silence is bliss.


BBC News: 'Slaves' rescued in police raids
I'm pretty sure you have to call them 'African-Americans' now


My ex said there is no chance of me making her scream with something only four inches long.
Proved her wrong with my Swiss Army Knife.
 
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Normally bad jokes are bad enough that you can at least laugh about how bad they are.....these are just plain awful :(
 
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