Yet if you go to the till with a tub of Vaseline, bottle of vodka, a cucumber and condoms you get a totally different reaction...
Could be worse if you bring KY cream and bady food ?
Condoms are now security boxed
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Could be worse if you bring KY cream and bady food ?
Do you ask them to produce their GUM clinic all clear card before starting the sex :/
They have? I mean.... they have yeah.
Seriously I have never bought comdoms with a security tag on them.
Ebay for condoms? Would be safer with a sandwich bag and elastic band!
@OP, your 28 and embarrassed to buy condoms?
*checkout girl scanning items*
alphabet spaghetti
cat food
porridge
condoms
"OMG! HAH! UR GONNA PUT DESE ON UR WILLY? LOLZ! EVERY1 COME AND SEE THIS MAN, HE'S BUYIN LOVE SOCKS!"
@OP, your 28 and embarrassed to buy condoms?
*checkout girl scanning items*
alphabet spaghetti
cat food
porridge
condoms
"OMG! HAH! UR GONNA PUT DESE ON UR WILLY? LOLZ! EVERY1 COME AND SEE THIS MAN, HE'S BUYIN LOVE SOCKS!"
Well it didn't for him. I felt so bad for him, it was the worst FB status ever.
He had sex with her, but was a bit quick off the mark, was really embarassed about it and asked her not to say anything.
Her FB status was "whahahahaha! 10 Seconds!" the next day. A few weeks later she found out she was pregnant and wasn't laugh anymore.
LOL, poor guy. There is a quick fix, Falcon Punch! . . .
No, you make sure they are tight and don't smell of fish ?
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Well it didn't for him. I felt so bad for him, it was the worst FB status ever.
He had sex with her, but was a bit quick off the mark, was really embarassed about it and asked her not to say anything. Her FB status was "whahahahaha! 10 Seconds!" the next day. A few weeks later she found out she was pregnant and wasn't laughing anymore.
Captain Cum QUICK
I was funny for everyone but him. I didn't find out until about 6 months later, he kept it well quiet that she had a termination.
10 seconds and got her pregnant while pulling out, the guy should be frightened to sneeze around women to be honest.
First time I bought some I was pretty nervous and embarassed not sure why looking back on it but I was, in reality nobody cares what you are buying and even if they didn they can't think bad of you really.
I don't buy them anymore (hurrah for that implant thing) but I'd probs still use self checkout so see where the guy is coming from a bit, I was 17 though!
I don't buy them anymore (hurrah for that implant thing) but I'd probs still use self checkout so see where the guy is coming from a bit, I was 17 though!
Oooh, good tip.
its when you go to the till with flowers, wine, pizza and condoms you know you're the man
B@
So that's mother's day sorted.
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And why would that make them STD free??
Ewww fiishy muff
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Well just for your own safety. As you seem to think virgins and clean girls are impervious to STDs.
1. You dont need to have sex to catch an STD. (Virgins can carry)
2. Not all STDs give symptoms early on. (Clean girls\guys can Carry)
3. Not all STDs are limited the fun zones
1. You dont need to have sex to catch an STD. (Virgins can carry)
2. Not all STDs give symptoms early on. (Clean girls\guys can Carry)
3. Not all STDs are limited the fun zones
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Full body condom required
It doesn't, but I'd rather get the clap off a bird with a clean and tidy clam than one who looks like she took a hollow point round to the crotch and then strapped a wig on it.
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LOL to small condoms being cheaper than large ones