Condoms are now security boxed

And I have never seen condoms in security boxes/tags...

Not that I have bought in a LONG time, girl on the implant and went to the docs/clinic before that for FREE CONDOMSSSZZZZ.
 
Wouldn't the call have gone off for someone to verify the buyer's age on the self-service checkout, thus bringing attention to your self-induced condom shame anyway?

As mentioned earlier though; you're getting some, no shame in that.
 
Wouldn't the call have gone off for someone to verify the buyer's age on the self-service checkout anyway, thus having attention brought to your self-induced condom shame anyway?

As mentioned earlier though; you're getting some, no shame in that.

Nope, condoms do not bring up the warning.

Alcohol free wine/beer does though, on the main tills too... (can of...)
 
Wouldn't the call have gone off for someone to verify the buyer's age on the self-service checkout, thus bringing attention to your self-induced condom shame anyway?

As mentioned earlier though; you're getting some, no shame in that.

There is no minimum age to buy condoms...
 
It doesn't, but I'd rather get the clap off a bird with a clean and tidy clam than one who looks like she took a hollow point round to the crotch and then strapped a wig on it. ;)

Agreed!

Just pointing out equating STDs and cleanliness is silly. Its not like good hygiene removes STDs.

Neither does the fact she's a virgin, What if a woman has had sex with 100's of partners, all using condoms? She's far from a virgin. And still likely to not have an STD.

I heard implants make girls go fat. I'd rather take my chances. Go Green, Pull Out.

My Ex gained weight on the implant
 
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I heard implants make girls go fat. I'd rather take my chances. Go Green, Pull Out.

That's the pill too though...

And she didn't, at least she isn't now :)

Went up to a size 10/12 for a month or two a few years ago, back down to 8/10ish now and stable there :)

Pulling out is about the worst thing you can do! Eurghh feels rubbish too, just like condoms!
 
That's the pill too though...

And she didn't, at least she isn't now :)

Went up to a size 10/12 for a month or two a few years ago, back down to 8/10ish now and stable there :)

Pulling out is about the worst thing you can do! Eurghh feels rubbish too, just like condoms!

Pics or lies ?
 
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