called an ambulance for my sick dog and now i have been charged!!

[suj999]

Silly April fools joke..

 

[_Jimlad_]

ok the red wine bit was true!

sorry lame april fools, i will lay the baton down,

night all...

wonder how many more will replay just reading the first post

 

[Ahleckz]

Currently pulling this one on my pal. Cheers OP.

 

[dowie]

LOL - nice try OP

on the 0.00000000001% chance that this isn't an April Fools perhaps this link will be useful to you:

http://www.americantaxidermy.com/online.htm

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

edit : OP has already admitted it so my quote is pointless. Nothing to see here folks.

 

[Robbo]

ok the red wine bit was true!

sorry lame april fools, i will lay the baton down,

night all...

wonder how many more will replay just reading the first post

4/10 for effort as you really went for it.

 

[rosso5792]

NICE TRY

 

[GothicCorpse]

Reply!

 

[s0ck]

Should have called K999.

 

[EdGey]

3/10

 

[Deleted member 651465]

Poster respect -29

IT'S A CRITICAL HIT. IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE.

 

[Wyrdo]

Hilarious.

 

[[TW]Sponge]

Should have called K999.

I tried not to laugh but couldn't help myself

 

[antijoke]

I thought you were going to end the story with this being about your girlfriend/wife.

YOU FAIL!

 

[jaybee]

Congrats on your April fools. You really had us.

 

[fullmetaltony]

Dull

 

[Craig1981]

I call April Fools on this one.

 

[Beasty]

 

[Belmit]

But yeah this is clearly BS, I am pretty sure the operator will ask you some basic questions first and I don't think "My dog is dying" would really be grounds for them to dispatch an ambulance...

Exactly - I can't believe one person didn't ask 'what did you say when you dialled 999?'.

I had to do it a couple of months ago when a guy fell out of his wheelchair at the local train station. I was on the line* being given advice and relaying information right up until the paramedic arrived.

*Edit: Not the train line.

 

[Cosimo]

LOL you had a few people barking up the wrong tree.