Friday joke thread.

Caffrey · 1 Apr 2011 at 01:51

Shayper · 1 Apr 2011 at 01:53

What the...?

I don't quite... wha...?

Robbo · 1 Apr 2011 at 01:55

Oh dear oh dear. Is there a hidden funny thing in that as well? I cant bear to watch it all.

MissileMoose · 1 Apr 2011 at 02:06

Robboftw said:
Oh dear oh dear. Is there a hidden funny thing in that as well? I cant bear to watch it all.

Could only manage 10 seconds, Eaarrrrssssss Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Handgun Please.

Robbo · 1 Apr 2011 at 02:08

MissileMoose said:
Handgun Please.

Only if you promise to shoot me first.

MissileMoose · 1 Apr 2011 at 02:10

Robboftw said:
Only if you promise to shoot me first.

Sure I'll shoot you, but I'll shoot myself first.

Arghh, confusing... Hand grenade please.

MissileMoose · 1 Apr 2011 at 02:13

Cleeecooo said:
GTFO

Im awake trying to pull a prank on a friend. Just sent the email and text. Will have to wait until around 8am

Ninja edit. What's the prank, tell me, tell me!

Flare · 1 Apr 2011 at 03:05

Hahaha at the 1911 thing

Ceryndrion · 1 Apr 2011 at 04:57

Boff_in · 1 Apr 2011 at 05:07

Been to the Doc's, he said I'm not to lift anything heavy. So now I sit down to pee.
Huh wha? Missed the point of thread?

Azza · 1 Apr 2011 at 05:23

From today's Sun front page...

Woman addicted to eating sofas!

Sounds like she has a suite tooth.

Shadows1990 · 1 Apr 2011 at 08:50

Azza said:
From today's Sun front page...

Woman addicted to eating sofas!

Sounds like she has a suite tooth.

Got a LOL from me!

Cookeh · 1 Apr 2011 at 09:55

Shadows1990 said:
Got a LOL from me!

Really?

I just facepalmed.

Frapple · 1 Apr 2011 at 10:15

Your mum's so fat I wish I wasn't her pall-bearer.

Cosimo · 1 Apr 2011 at 10:18

The jokes have escaped from here.