The *******! In years we've never really managed to get each other, or just haven't really bothered... I was fast asleep in bed this morning, and I sleep very deeply indeed (mostly because I have kidney failure).
My fiancée woke me up to say she was going out for an early gym session, and that she'd see me later on. After walking out, she came back upstairs and said "Oh, by the way this letter's been pushed through but there's no name on the envelope?!". She looked a bit puzzled, but gave me the letter, then a kiss, and went.
Half asleep, I sat up and opened it and my heart was in my mouth. I was also very angry. It was a letter from a 'bailiff' saying they'd visited me yesterday but I wasn't in, and that they had levied my vehicle (with reg) which would be taken away if I didn't pay £766.72 within 7 days.
The part that makes it believable is the alleged creditor is a company I'm in a dispute with over an alleged (non-existent) debt. My solicitor wrote them a letter and they backed down, but it made this 'bailiff' letter very real to me! Bear in mind I'm half asleep...
I sprang out of bed, ranting and raving about due process, needing a court order to levy goods and they were gonna get it blah blah... as I stomp angrily around the house in my boxer shorts looking for my phone (which had been hidden before-hand for full effect apparently).
I still couldn't see properly (burry-eyed for not having enough sleep) and I'm stood in my living room about to call the number on the letter when my brother, mum, sisters and fiancée come bursting in, laughing their sick little behinds off.
Bar stewards. I've scanned in the 'letter' for your reading amusement, blanking out personal details and a non-family-friendly part. I actually only got half way down the letter before going into a ****** rage - had I read it all it'd have probably saved me a rant... and near stroke lol
My brother took great delight in pointing out that the 'bailiifs' phone number was actually the Apple store in Manchester (I just got a MBP and he's jealous lol).
Anyone else get pwned, or is it just me? BRB, gotta kill my brother. 
LETTER HERE - CLICK ME.
My fiancée woke me up to say she was going out for an early gym session, and that she'd see me later on. After walking out, she came back upstairs and said "Oh, by the way this letter's been pushed through but there's no name on the envelope?!". She looked a bit puzzled, but gave me the letter, then a kiss, and went.
Half asleep, I sat up and opened it and my heart was in my mouth. I was also very angry. It was a letter from a 'bailiff' saying they'd visited me yesterday but I wasn't in, and that they had levied my vehicle (with reg) which would be taken away if I didn't pay £766.72 within 7 days.
The part that makes it believable is the alleged creditor is a company I'm in a dispute with over an alleged (non-existent) debt. My solicitor wrote them a letter and they backed down, but it made this 'bailiff' letter very real to me! Bear in mind I'm half asleep...
I sprang out of bed, ranting and raving about due process, needing a court order to levy goods and they were gonna get it blah blah... as I stomp angrily around the house in my boxer shorts looking for my phone (which had been hidden before-hand for full effect apparently).
I still couldn't see properly (burry-eyed for not having enough sleep) and I'm stood in my living room about to call the number on the letter when my brother, mum, sisters and fiancée come bursting in, laughing their sick little behinds off.
Bar stewards. I've scanned in the 'letter' for your reading amusement, blanking out personal details and a non-family-friendly part. I actually only got half way down the letter before going into a ****** rage - had I read it all it'd have probably saved me a rant... and near stroke lol
My brother took great delight in pointing out that the 'bailiifs' phone number was actually the Apple store in Manchester (I just got a MBP and he's jealous lol).
Anyone else get pwned, or is it just me?
BRB, gotta kill my brother. LETTER HERE - CLICK ME.
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Had enough nasty surprises without my first ban on top lol 
