April falls goes wrong with wife..

It's supposed to be a bit of light hearted fun.

That's about as funny as telling her you've had a call saying her mother died trapped inside a burning car.
 
I told mine I was gay. She replied with, verbatim: 'Haha. Your the furthest away from gay i have ever met. Good try tho'.

Worst "I'm really not gay.....honest!" post ever....:p



I was thinking of hiring a Ferrari for the day and telling my wife I bought a new car......didn't get round to it though.
 
sounds like someone cheated on you recently :)

Why would it sound at all like that?

What it sounds like is that I find no amusement in intentionally upsetting the person I love as a cheap stunt to garner a few lol's on an internet forum.

I've been happily married for 15 years btw.
 
I once did a very stupid thing on valentines. My then GF used to bug me for never buying cards. So I bought one to 'my fiancee on valentines'.

The moment she clapped eyes on the card I knew I'd made a rookie error. When she opened the card and saw 'just kidding' I had one of the quietest weeks of my life.

Nicely told, think yourself lucky it was quiet ;)
 
Very cruel indeed, a few of these stories are... I stilled lol'd :D

The best April Fools day prank I've pulled to date was on my mum!

I was very young at the time, around 7... and my mum had been telling me and my sister the entire day before that we had to be up early to get out of the house and go somewhere.

We set all of the clocks forward two hours, then sat around being annoying kids whilst she was panicking because we were going to be late! I even remember sneaking into her room after she'd gone to bed to change the time on her alarm clock!

Makes her laugh to this day.. and me!
 
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