parking nightmare

I'm simply saying it's the guy's first post, give him a break. :p Whether he is as good as you at English is neither here nor there. He runs a business and has a question about something general. General Discussion seems apt. For all you know he's making a mint and is one of OcUK's biggest customers, and happened to de-lurk for this problem he's facing. :D
 
Well, if he gives Castiel a free car service I'm sure he'll be able to pop down there and colour the road in for him with his special road coloured paints, you cant get those at B&Q you know.
 
Well, if he gives Castiel a free car service I'm sure he'll be able to pop down there and colour the road in for him with his special road coloured paints, you cant get those at B&Q you know.

That'd be a bloody good show. Have you seen some of them fancy new road paints? Blue ones, red ones, green ones... Plain road colour is becoming rare. OP I'd snap up this offer if I were you, before all the road coloured paint runs out forever!
 
Well, if he gives Castiel a free car service I'm sure he'll be able to pop down there and colour the road in for him with his special road coloured paints, you cant get those at B&Q you know.

Hell, if he services the Range Rover I'll burn the offending yellow lines from existence with my Yellow Sun induced Heat vision.....:p
 
Hell, if he services the Range Rover I'll burn the offending yellow lines from existence with my Yellow Sun induced Heat vision.....:p

Surely it'd be less taxing to simply obscure them with all those carbon emissions you planet killing murderer, you... :p
 
Not my car, it belongs to the wife.....and I ain't arguing with her, she is scary.

Quite. Always best to avoid trouble with the Mrs.

OP if Castiel can't obscure the lines for you, give me a call. I have a planet killing, asthma inducing diesel which should do the job OK. If not you'll have to make do with markers. Sorry.
 
There is two solutions to this problem.

1: shoplift
2: peel the yellow lines off of the road and put them in bin.
 
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