Why on earth is that so hard to believe?
Possibly because he doesn't realise that double yellow lines are there for a reason (usually), also that it's the local council that deals with such things.
2 reasons good enough?

Why on earth is that so hard to believe?

Whether he is as good as you at English is neither here nor there. He runs a business and has a question about something general. General Discussion seems apt. For all you know he's making a mint and is one of OcUK's biggest customers, and happened to de-lurk for this problem he's facing. 
Well, if he gives Castiel a free car service I'm sure he'll be able to pop down there and colour the road in for him with his special road coloured paints, you cant get those at B&Q you know.
Well, if he gives Castiel a free car service I'm sure he'll be able to pop down there and colour the road in for him with his special road coloured paints, you cant get those at B&Q you know.

Hell, if he services the Range Rover I'll burn the offending yellow lines from existence with my Yellow Sun induced Heat vision.....![]()

Surely it'd be less taxing to simply obscure them with all those carbon emissions you planet killing murderer, you...![]()
Not my car, it belongs to the wife.....and I ain't arguing with her, she is scary.

Not my car, it belongs to the wife.....and I ain't arguing with her, she is scary.
I bet she has some Kryptonite and holds you captive![]()
