How do you mask fag smoke?

Valentino · 2 Apr 2011 at 03:23

I'm using febreeze but i can still smell smoke :confused:

Window open and everything.

What can i do, i've got the landlord coming on friday, i'm not supposed to smoke indoors :eek:

Help.

Valentino · 2 Apr 2011 at 03:26

Is there any sort of fruit i can get that i can put on the radiator to go bad and stink the room so it smells of **** rather than smoke?

xJcBx · 2 Apr 2011 at 03:27

Don't smoke in there this week. Febreeze fabrics. Keep windows open in the day if it doesn't go.

PU7E · 2 Apr 2011 at 03:28

When I used to smoke I found the quickest way to mask the smell is incense sticks/oil.

slagsmal · 2 Apr 2011 at 03:29

Wash your curtains

Grandmaster Fap! · 2 Apr 2011 at 03:32

PU7E said:
When I used to smoke I found the quickest way to mask the smell is incense sticks/oil.

This. And wash everything.

asim18 · 2 Apr 2011 at 03:33

Valentino said:
i can still smell smoke

Have you washed your face?

Sometimes, after a heavy smoking day, I can smell cigarettes on my hands even after I've washed them thoroughly with soap and fragranced hand-wash.

franco_22 · 2 Apr 2011 at 03:35

Is this on your contract?

GothicCorpse · 2 Apr 2011 at 03:36

Cook loads of onions <<<

then explain that you are cooking spagbowl or something for the bird

also make coffee

contracteur · 2 Apr 2011 at 03:50

Offer your landlord a chocolate-covered pretzel.

Valentino · 2 Apr 2011 at 03:52

franco_22 said:
Is this on your contract?

Might not be in the contract, but if they found out i smoked in the house they would use the excuse to charge for new carpets, new curtains and new furniture. They wouldn't actually do any of this but they would definitely take the deposit for it.

Letting agencies/landlords are just complete ****s in my opinion. If there is a quid to be had, they will get it.

GothicCorpse · 2 Apr 2011 at 03:55

Fart lots

u dirty bugger

Pete.Dakota · 2 Apr 2011 at 04:14

Tell him you're surprised he can't smell the food you're cooking, act concerned, and then convince him he's having a stroke.

Tonyator · 2 Apr 2011 at 04:14

Create a time Machine, go back in time, and smoke outside....

Problem solved, you're welcome.

arknor · 2 Apr 2011 at 04:24

get some fabreeze for fabric, it will be the curtains , chairs , carpet etc that stink of smoke

GothicCorpse · 2 Apr 2011 at 04:27

£5.00 pounds no that you

ignore me i have do idea why i typed that hmpth.

Hotwired · 2 Apr 2011 at 04:31

Raw onions are actually pretty good at removing smells but still if you've got fabrics about you'll need to clean them.

Valentino said:
Letting agencies/landlords are just complete ****s in my opinion.

Right but they did tell you beforehand so can't really sympathise.

GothicCorpse · 2 Apr 2011 at 04:48

How do you mask fag smoke?

tell him to stop smoking then push him back into the closet

derp derp

sorry!

Detroit_Waves · 2 Apr 2011 at 05:16

Urm....maybe you should just go and smoke outside then, and you wouldnt have this problem.

Im sure if you owned a house/apartment...and you were renting it out to someone, and you had it noted you didnt want them smoking in the house, youd be pretty quick to claim money from that person for any potential damage that may have come to your property if you found they were smoking inside it too.

I wouldn't say that letting agents or landlords are out for anything quid they can get. If you weren't smoking inside, you wouldn't have the concern that they would try and claim against you for such things....so....just outside and bloody smoke! Problem avoiding completely!

me227 · 2 Apr 2011 at 05:27

Burn everything.