Anyone else got major gas problems tonight?

craptakular · 3 Apr 2011 at 21:38

I don't know what I have eaten but am farting like a trooper this evening. I can't recall anything I have eaten today that could generate such volumes.

Anyone else suffer from horrendous wind problems?

Fenris · 3 Apr 2011 at 21:39

You fart a bit and your first reaction to to find out if it's a global epidemic?

I take my hat off to you sir.

craptakular · 3 Apr 2011 at 21:42

Farting is contagious, this is scientific fact my friend.

nydryl · 3 Apr 2011 at 21:43

I had refried beans on toast for tea and eggs for lunch. It's been gusty.

Theophany · 3 Apr 2011 at 21:44

Oxy said:
I don't know what I have eaten but am farting like a trooper this evening. I can't recall anything I have eaten today that could generate such volumes.

Anyone else suffer from horrendous wind problems?

The schools in the local area are sending kids home with the same problem here. Looks like swine 'flu all over again. :eek:

Kavalree · 3 Apr 2011 at 21:45

I had kebab last night after being off sick for the day due to bad gut....needless to say, the back door has been well ventilated...

andy_mk3 · 3 Apr 2011 at 21:46

Fenris said:
You fart a bit and your first reaction to to find out if it's a global epidemic?

I take my hat off to you sir.

*snigger*

Kerplunk · 3 Apr 2011 at 21:47

I don't know what I have eaten but am farting like a trooper this evening. I can't recall anything I have eaten today that could generate such volumes.

Anyone else suffer from horrendous wind problems?

Have you tried dropping the kids off at the pool?

Von Smallhausen · 3 Apr 2011 at 21:47

You haven't had a curry recently ?

Wind and an arse like a brake light after a curry go together like Alex Ferguson and whinging.

Aedus · 3 Apr 2011 at 21:56

Stay classy GD.

craptakular · 3 Apr 2011 at 21:57

I think the last curry I had was Thursday.

I let one rip a second ago and it hurt my bottom.

I just soothed my rump in the bath and the sting is going now.

I had egg and bacon this morning, tuna sandwich for lunch and lasagna with salad tonight.

Deadbeat · 3 Apr 2011 at 21:58

Fenris said:
You fart a bit and your first reaction to to find out if it's a global epidemic?

I take my hat off to you sir.

Genuine lol (not internet lol)

Andr3w · 3 Apr 2011 at 21:58

Yes....but mainly because I had a protein shake earlier and they make me do major farts!!!

J-FRO · 3 Apr 2011 at 22:01

I've not got rear end gas tonight but I am burping a hell of a lot.

RomanNose · 3 Apr 2011 at 22:01

I have had stomach problems on and off for a month now, including tonight.

JBuk · 3 Apr 2011 at 22:02

everynight lol

parp

~>Dg<~ · 3 Apr 2011 at 22:05

Oxy said:
I don't know what I have eaten but am farting like a trooper this evening. I can't recall anything I have eaten today that could generate such volumes.

Anyone else suffer from horrendous wind problems?

hope you get well soon

Von Smallhausen · 3 Apr 2011 at 22:08

Oxy said:
I had egg and bacon this morning, tuna sandwich for lunch and lasagna with salad tonight.

No wonder you are belching out more gas than US industry with that days scoff.