Mental girls...

theevilsam

theevilsam

theevilsam

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Hey there everyone.

I'm a bit down so I thought I would cheer myself up by sharing my woe filled tale of woe with y'all and making you all depressed too xD

So after 9 months together, me and my lover had a bit of an argument. Over nothing important, it was petty and stupid, and of course it happened on face book...

Face book has the ability to aggravate any situation, and thus a lot of nasty things were said, but it still wasn't that big a deal... Or so I thought...

It turns out it was a big deal and so she left me two days later...

As it turns out i was dating a girl with really bad mental problems... the "voices in her head" would not let her continue to go out with me....

Suddenly I found myself not only single, but unable to finish a paragraph without ending at least one sentence with three dots...

Anyway, after much googling, I discovered that insanity is not a communicable disease, and, despite what all those Hollywood movies tell you, getting post breakup sex is very unlikely.

So the last 9 months of my life were based on a lie, because it also turns out she cheated on me a number of times...

3oh!3 said it very well on their hit single "don't trust me"

The Evil Sam
 
nah, I doted on her. gave her everything i could...

Although you could be right, probably shouldn't have tried to sell her....
 
theevilsam said:
Suddenly I found myself not only single, but unable to finish a paragraph without ending at least one sentence with three dots...
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Don't worry about this. You should get in touch with another OcUK member Spawn, and you can spend the rest of your days trailing off against each other...
 
On the plus side i can now afford to go on holiday AND buy a new pc...

But seriously, why are all the girls I ever end up getting close to completely bananas... and how do they hide it from me...
 
Putting '...' after each sentence is a bad thing?
I always do it, in Text Messages, on Facebook, etc...

I try not to do it on here as people tend to pick up on it and comment on stupid little things :D
 
It is a bad thing when you find yourself twisting the sentence you were planning on typing into something that doesn't quite mean the same thing in order to feel justified with using the triple dots...

The worst thing was though, she scratched herself till she bled, and put that on me, when really it was her fault. She is either really mental, or she left me for another guy, one of the bum holes she cheated on me with...

As I have seen her getting a bit freaky with this certain bum hole, I am inclined to think she is overplaying her mental problems just a bit, and left because she is a word that rhymes with bore...
 
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As I have seen her getting a bit freaky with this certain bum hole, I am inclined to think she is overplaying her mental problems just a bit, and left because she is a word that rhymes with bore...
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I wouldn't bother pondering over it. Whether she was mental or just a bit of a ****, you'll be better off without her. That's all you need to remember.
 
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I found myself unable to finish a paragraph without ending at least one sentence with three dots...
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theevilsam said:
Hey there everyone.
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theevilsam said:
I'm a bit down so I thought I would cheer myself up by sharing my woe filled tale of woe with y'all and making you all depressed too xD
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theevilsam said:
Anyway, after much googling, I discovered that insanity is not a communicable disease, and, despite what all those Hollywood movies tell you, getting post breakup sex is very unlikely.
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theevilsam said:
3oh!3 said it very well on their hit single "don't trust me"
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lol,

My friends had to unfriend her from my facebook, and remove her number from my phone, because i am apparently a "very odd drunk texter"...

Apparently texting someone to pick up their ovaries before the rats get them is uncool... especially when you misspell every word due to being so drunk our almost sober...

your right orderoftheflame, my cool new website is now up and running, its the one i did for my degree xD

also, it dont count if the paragraph has less than 4 sentences Zefan...
 
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But seriously, why are all the girls I ever end up getting close to completely bananas... and how do they hide it from me...
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They don't hide it....it's there all the time, but like most of us guys, you just don't see it or in some cases, just don't want to see it!

Now I'm paranoid about finishing everything with....:rolleyes:
 
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