Poll: Wednesday Joke Thread

You the jury, Should MissileMoose be banned for not ' meating ' forum joke standards ?

  • Yes.

    Votes: 36 37.1%

  • No. This means yes.

    Votes: 19 19.6%

  • Obligatory pancake for matt-fsr.

    Votes: 42 43.3%
  • Total voters
    97
  • Poll closed .
platypus said:
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‘Very well, but you will have to dismount and disarm here, good sir knight.’ The black knight did so, and was allowed entrance. Going up some stairs, he came to the throne room where two sentries at the door moved to block him. ‘Whoah there, good sir knight, who are you? And what business do you have here?’ they asked. ‘I am the Black knight, from the black lands, and my black stead, rusty, is outside. I am here to see the king’, he replied. The sentries moved aside and waved him inside.
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What happened to Blacky??


Yes I read the lot (well skimmed some bits)
 
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Can we add Platypus to the poll please? The Op's joke was bad but at least it was short. As for Platypus........:mad:
 
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