Poll: Wednesday Joke Thread

[Greebo]

Odds are against me...

Spec me holiday in Caribbean please.

Pancake might still win, there's always hope!

 

[FNGsam]

Can we add Platypus to the poll please? The Op's joke was bad but at least it was short. As for Platypus........

No no, posting the joke was fine it was just when the OP deciding to quote it and post it again that it became.......... imo

 

[MissileMoose]

Pancake might still win, there's always hope!

I see, the pancake overlords are watching over me.

 

[platypus]

Why does the horse change name during the story to Rusty?

Phew, fixed. Now it's funny!

 

[Participant]

Oh bugger, thats quoted from my blog!

"You must be logged in to post a comment."

 

[Myn]

A man walks into Heathrow looking for his Romanian girlfriend...

 

[j.col]

Old but in light of the other thread on here I'll add this

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman were in a pub, talking about their sons.

"My son was born on St George's Day," said the Englishman. "We obviously decided to call him George."

"That's a real coincidence," replied the Scot. "My son was born on St Andrew's Day, so obviously we decided to call him Andrew."

"That's amazing!" says the Irishman. "I can't wait to get home and tell Pancake."

lol

 

[powelly]

A man walks into Heathrow looking for his Romanian girlfriend...

lol cheeky kid