1)7) 4x4 drivers who go over speed bumps at 2 mph.
Would like to apply this to pretty much any car. Its called a speed bump, not a turtle climbing hump. I understand that some speed bumps are horribly high/angular and slowing to a crawl is the only thing to do to stop you cringing at the crunch on impact but when its those little red squares that any normal saloon and most hatchback wheelbase can go either side of yet people slow down to 3-4 go halfway across it so half the car is up in the air and the other is in the middle of 2 lanes, then proceed to continue doing it for the entire road. up to speed then back to 3. grrr.
I think the overtaking thing is a masculinity/inferiority thing. Some people really seem to take it personally and have to avenge themselves. You can see then stare at you and become physically angry as you pass them doing the speed limit, its almost territorial, like you are taking a wiz on their car as you pass.
People who cant read road marking aswell, seen so many people at a roundabout with 3 lanes approaching, turning right out of the left lane. They just flick on the right hand indicators and assume its fine. Another (the only time ive ever become really angry whilst driving) approaching traffic lights, 2 lanes (right hand lane turns into 2 lanes and swings to the right, left hand lane continues straight), im in the right hand lane, guy in a corsa comes darting and swings into the left - I figure oh here we go another gimp trying to jump cars because hes 'special' - lights go green, we both set off - oh hes not speeding, must be one of the few people that actually go up that way (now approaching the part where the road seperates) oh wait.... wheres he going.... shiiiiit - guy just starts turning right to follow my road almost crashing into my, I swerve to the right, he brakes, dives around to the right of me and accellerates up to me. We get to some lights. Im seething and turn to him, him and his bint shemale girlfriend already got their windows do shouting at me! saying it was their right of way because 'there are 2 lanes going right so one of them must be from their side of the road.....' I was ready to get out and puch the dude but my GF managed to stop me, I was more seething that they were oblivious to the stupidity of their thinking and that they would do it again and again as they thought they were in the right. Will cause an accident, its a case of when and not if.
Oh people who park wherever they want (narrow roads, double yellows, tram lines) to pop to the cash machine/corner shop and justify it by putting their hazzard lights on because that makes it all ok....
Too many numpties that annoy me. I love driving, I just hate drivers.