[Start post claiming that I never, or rarely, eat at those "places" - although I frequently do but I want to snob them]
[Make a comment implying that people who eat there are inferior to me, just because I feel bad about eating there due to the various associations people place with fast food restaurants and their clientele]
[Carry on with this or the other implying that I am morally superior to anyone eating there -makes me feel better- and make one or two sweeping derogatory generalisations about the establishment and those who eat there - preferrably about healthy eating, intelligence, upbringing etc, ignoring that this patently shows how ill-informed and silly I am about the actual dietary details and target customer groups]
[Again remind readers that I rarely eat there, if ever, because, it's like, soooo below me]
Yeah, I think this sums it up.
Pretty much the standard OcUK format for a fast food related post, you've got that spot on

Yes I generally sling my stuff in the bin.