Wednesday joke ;)

Dewotter · 14 Apr 2011 at 02:02

OP has unlocked the achievement of 'not bad'.

Temi_D · 14 Apr 2011 at 10:35

Judgeneo said:
Got a smile from me

TheCenturion said:
Lol

simulatorman said:
A cookie for OP.

Hehe thx

, wasn't expecting such friendly responces lol

Semple · 14 Apr 2011 at 10:40

Any more?

topgun06 · 14 Apr 2011 at 10:44

OP. That reaches the dizzy heights of 6.5/10. Well done!

4T5 · 14 Apr 2011 at 10:45

Thieves have stolen the Toilet at our local Cop shop.

Police spokesman said "They have nothing to go on"

Semple · 14 Apr 2011 at 10:47

4T5 said:
Thieves have stolen the Toilet at our local Cop shop.

Police spokesman said "They have nothing to go on"

topgun06 · 14 Apr 2011 at 10:48

4T5 said:
Thieves have stolen the Toilet at our local Cop shop.

Police spokesman said "They have nothing to go on"

1/10

What a let down

4T5 · 14 Apr 2011 at 10:51

That is all.

Cosimo · 14 Apr 2011 at 10:56

A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car. The officer looked down at the monkey and said "I wish you could talk".

The monkey looked up at the officer and nodded his head. "You can understand what I'm saying?" asked the officer. Again, the monkey nodded vigorously. "Well, did you see this?" "Yes", motioned the monkey.

"What happened?" Asked the officer.

The monkey pretended to have a can in his hand and turned it up by his mouth. "They were drinking?" asked the officer.

"Yes".

"What else?"

The monkey pinched his fingers together and held them to his mouth. "They were smoking marijuana?"

"Yes".

"What else?"

The monkey motioned "Screwing". "They were screwing, too?" asked the astounded officer.

"Yes".

"Now wait, you're saying your owners were drinking, smoking and screwing before they crashed?"

"Yes".

"What were you doing during all this?"

"Driving" motioned the monkey.

MisChief · 14 Apr 2011 at 11:12

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, a Yank, an Egyptian, a Jap, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Greek, a Russian, an Estonian, a German, an Italian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Swede, a Finn, an Israeli, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Czech and a Swiss went into a nightclub...

"Sorry,” says the bouncer, “I can't let you in without a Thai."

Cybermyk · 14 Apr 2011 at 11:34

Thieves have stolen all the kennel equipment from our local cop shop.

Police say they have no leads.

A lorry containing 100,000 lottery tickets has crashed on the M6.

A Camelot spokesman has declared it a rollover.

OriginalJonty · 14 Apr 2011 at 11:35

You've got to hand it to them?

Who?

Ticket Collectors.

Semple · 14 Apr 2011 at 11:38

MisChief said:
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, a Yank, an Egyptian, a Jap, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Greek, a Russian, an Estonian, a German, an Italian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Swede, a Finn, an Israeli, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Czech and a Swiss went into a nightclub...

"Sorry,” says the bouncer, “I can't let you in without a Thai."

Now this rescued the thread.