A pooched egg just blinded

yoyo50 · 15 Apr 2011 at 08:13

my eye

CRUMPLYPORK · 15 Apr 2011 at 08:14

how are you typing?

Greebo · 15 Apr 2011 at 08:15

A term used by stoners to let the group know that the joint/bowl is finished. It has also been adapted towards the stoners life style; 2. to be tired
Dude! the bowl is pooched
I am so pooched

A pooched egg? really?

Metalface Mark · 15 Apr 2011 at 08:15

A pooched egg?

I wouldnt worry, their bark is worse than their bite.

fidget · 15 Apr 2011 at 08:16

I think the op is yolking

FNGsam · 15 Apr 2011 at 08:20

this thread is eggcellent so far

MikeHunt79 · 15 Apr 2011 at 08:22

Derek W · 15 Apr 2011 at 08:24

I thin the OP's brain has been scrambled.

Greebo · 15 Apr 2011 at 08:26

Op will have egg on his face when he sees what he's typed.

Craig1981 · 15 Apr 2011 at 08:28

CRUMPLYPORK said:
how are you typing?

Its only an eye. The gods saw fit to give him a spare!

Jonny69 · 15 Apr 2011 at 08:29

Lol eggface

paradigm · 15 Apr 2011 at 08:30

It blinded your eye? As opposed to your nose?

FNGsam · 15 Apr 2011 at 08:31

You guys crack me up..

But you keep poaching all my best yolks!

fidget · 15 Apr 2011 at 08:33

That's it - keep egging him on...

CRUMPLYPORK · 15 Apr 2011 at 08:36

Craig1981 said:
Its only an eye. The gods saw fit to give him a spare!

im writing a letter of complaint i didnt get a spare

footman · 15 Apr 2011 at 08:41

He'd better shell out for a new one then.

MikeHunt79 · 15 Apr 2011 at 08:51

I'm a flan of where this is going...

Cat_In_Pyjamas · 15 Apr 2011 at 08:52

This thread cracks me up

Skidder · 15 Apr 2011 at 08:53

If you mean a dog's egg, seek medical attention, dog pooh really does blind. If you mean a poached egg, then you are a spaz.

MikeHunt79 · 15 Apr 2011 at 09:05

The thread will be talked about for deggcades.

A pooched egg just blinded

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