Power Balance Bracelet

For 12 quid i got a bracelet here, gonna add 2 inches in length and girth to your dick, and guarantee you 100k a year in salary, cheques made payable to diamonduk

For £20 my ones guarantee to add 5 inches to dicky boy. Transfers to A/C 76853548 Sort Code 36-24-36. All items sent registered mail.
 
For £20 my ones guarantee to add 5 inches to dicky boy. Transfers to A/C 76853548 Sort Code 36-24-36. All items sent registered mail.

You see thats where your bracelet has gone the **** wrong my man, those pie in the sky claims cant hold a candle to my tried and trusted dick growing routine!
 
I hope your not implying my bracelet has not increased the size of your dick and earnings!

It didn't, but I have to admit, it may have been cancelled out by the extra-diluted homeopathy pills I'm taking...!
 
They don't do anything, there was a study done in Condé Nast Traveler magazine (October 1991).
According to This.
But I can't find a direct link to the study.

what are you referring to Sea-bands or Power-bands.

My GP gave me the sea-bands and they worked, there are also clinical studies that support Acupressure.

http://www.seaband.dk/files/Undersoegelser/The_Sea-Band_Trial_Summaries_travel.pdf

http://www.sea-band.com/for-medical-professionals

I was hugely sceptical, but within minutes of wearing them the sickness was gone, and taking them off, within minutes the sickness returned.
 
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Have you looked through the photos? LOL

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what are you referring to Sea-bands or Power-bands.

My GP gave me the sea-bands and they worked, there are also clinical studies that support Acupressure.

http://www.seaband.dk/files/Undersoegelser/The_Sea-Band_Trial_Summaries_travel.pdf

http://www.sea-band.com/for-medical-professionals

I was hugely sceptical, but within minutes of wearing them the sickness was gone, and taking them off, within minutes the sickness returned.
Again there is a lot of conflicting evidence, firstly on that first study there is a very good chance of the placebo effect as the patients knew that they were wearing the band.
Here is some more conflicting evidence
Myth Busters episode
Study with recduced placebo effect
Report on Accupressure
It's pretty controversial but most of the evidence points towards it being a complete placebo effect, there are other theories but it seems most likely to be a placebo effect. Even the last study admitted that the placebo effect can be more effective than normal medicine, it is certainly feasible that this is the case.
 
Had one for a few months until it snapped. I have a Trion:Z instead now.

So you can continue to be the laughing stock of your local gym I assume?

Well someone has t do it.

Yeah, these things do nothing, they never have done anything and they never will do anything, they are a First Class, Grade A scam and anyone who buys one under the assumption they will make any difference to their performance besides the possible placebo effect which comes about via their own stupidity deserves to be sectioned. No exceptions.
 
Again there is a lot of conflicting evidence, firstly on that first study there is a very good chance of the placebo effect as the patients knew that they were wearing the band.
Here is some more conflicting evidence
Myth Busters episode
Study with recduced placebo effect
Report on Accupressure
It's pretty controversial but most of the evidence points towards it being a complete placebo effect, there are other theories but it seems most likely to be a placebo effect. Even the last study admitted that the placebo effect can be more effective than normal medicine, it is certainly feasible that this is the case.



Maybe, but the point being that placebo or not, it works for me and I had no expectation that it would, in fact I thought the whole thing was a nonsense, until I tried them.

Although there seems plenty of evidence that acupressure on the P6 acupuncture point has an effect.

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1291716/pdf/jrsocmed00159-0026.pdf

http://www.complementarytherapiesinmedicine.com/article/0965-2299(94)90002-7/abstract

I still have no idea what Power bands are supposed to do though.
 
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I still have no idea what Power bands are supposed to do though.

Improve your 'power' and 'balance' - I believe they used to make more specific claims but have got into trouble with advertising authorities and faced lawsuits. As with a lot of pseudo science I guess its probably best to keep things general as specific claims can quite obviously be tested and unlike the other sea sickness bracelets mentioned I'd personally doubt that even the manufacturers of these 'power balance' bracelets believe that a hologram can do anything.

Tis like detox kits - bit of a fad amongst women these days yet producers of 'detox' products are generaly quite careful to not specify exactly what 'toxins' their kits/products remove from the body else it would be rather straightforward for someone to test and subsequently debunk their claims.
 
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