Yes, the story is indeed tripe worthy of the finest NOTW "journalism"
However, check out the URL
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/food-and-drink/id-like-to-flick-her-jelly-bean-2269573.html

However, check out the URL
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/food-and-drink/id-like-to-flick-her-jelly-bean-2269573.html
