Soldato
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Pretty much never.
I must admit I get a peverse pleasure watching the person in front trying to put their seat back. Being tall my knees make this impossible yet I won't inform them of this and instead watch them struggle.
I do try to, but I've had a run of bad luck - perhaps just by chance sitting with people who aren't "my sort of person"
Last long haul was to Malaysia.
On the way had some proper miserable bitch who had the window seat, and myself and the irish lass had the two seats nearest the aisle. Anyway this cretin chucked on her pirates eye patch thing, and ear plugs 10 minutes after sitting down and appeared to want to sleep. Fair enough you'd think. However, the crew served a meal not 10 minutes later and the air hostess asked me to give the woman a tap to see if she wanted her meal. Doing so enraged the slumbering dragon and she went off on one.
Fair enough she wanted to sleep but she had to be offered her meal or she probably would have had an eppy, failing that she should have told us she didnt want any meals and not to be disturbed.
Of course that didn't stop her nudging me when she needed the loo when we were both asleep.
On the way back, I thought we'd done better but instead we got an australian bloke who was trying to encroach in my leg area (I'm 6'3'' and need all the room I can get). Worse was he brought his own DVD player and proceeded to laugh out loud very loudly at the movies he'd brought with him, even when we were sleeping.
Other bad flights I've had included one next to a fatty who was literally holding himself in, and a lady who stunk of BO - also on the way to Malaysia although about 10 years ago.
Best time was when on a flight to Ireland, I sat next to a rather appealing young lady who was a presenter for Sky covering the European Drift Championship. Bonza.
Yes, because sex in a chemical toilet is just awesome.Has anyone ever done it in a plane with a stranger?
Has anyone ever done it in a plane with a stranger?

Yes, because sex in a chemical toilet is just awesome.
Although you can ged a double bed on First Class with Singapore in the A380s...
I hate the people who take your window seat, even though you clearly have the window seat ticket, needless to say I stupidly didn't speak up.
No, I want to watch the films, be fed and have someone bring me drinks.
Long haul flights are probably the closest I will ever get to having a servant!

Has anyone ever done it in a plane with a stranger?
