Are there any men that can read this news title without wincing?

Dj_Jestar · 21 Apr 2011 at 17:43

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-13159145

Gateshead woman denies biting off testicles
A mother of four accused of biting off her boyfriend's testicles has denied grievous bodily harm.

Maria Topp, 43, allegedly attacked Martin Douglas at his Newcastle flat at 0400 GMT on 18 February.

He required emergency hospital treatment for his injuries.

Ms Topp, from Aycliffe Place, Wrekenton, Gateshead, appeared at Newcastle Crown Court for a brief hearing on Thursday to deny the charge. She was granted bail.

Her two or three-day trial will be fixed later.

I actually feel a bit sick :/

Nix · 21 Apr 2011 at 17:44

Christ, she must've been hungry.

Judgeneo · 21 Apr 2011 at 17:45

I saw that earlier today. I see this having a messy ending

Dunks · 21 Apr 2011 at 17:46

NOM NOM NOM.

PMKeates · 21 Apr 2011 at 17:47

Although I like the sensation of someone swallowing my balls, this is something I've always been slightly worried about.

Cosimo · 21 Apr 2011 at 17:48

He's now called Won Hung Low.

buchtis · 21 Apr 2011 at 17:48

Biting testicles off is nothing, i've seen a man cut up his penis into cocktail sausage like pieces. No idea why. And another one where some guy cut his nutsack off.

Yeah...

PapaLazaru · 21 Apr 2011 at 17:48

This should be in La Cuisine.

grez · 21 Apr 2011 at 17:50

What a nutcase.

Dunks · 21 Apr 2011 at 17:53

PMKeates said:
Although I like the sensation of someone swallowing my balls, this is something I've always been slightly worried about.

Swallowing? Good effort.

Dunks · 21 Apr 2011 at 17:53

buchtis said:
Biting testicles off is nothing, i've seen a man cut up his penis into cocktail sausage like pieces. No idea why. And another one where some guy cut his nutsack off.

Yeah...

BME pain Olympics?

Overslop · 21 Apr 2011 at 17:53

This is nuts, that woman's sure got balls!

Cosimo · 21 Apr 2011 at 17:54

She bit off more than she could chew.

Six7th · 21 Apr 2011 at 17:57

Ouch...not sure there's much you could do in that situation, any sort of struggling would just make it worse

Reminds me of the news story about a man who chopped off his sausage and threw it at a police offer...not sure how true that is though

Dj_Jestar · 21 Apr 2011 at 17:58

Dunks said:
BME pain Olympics?

I was gonna say that

DM · 21 Apr 2011 at 18:00

Its them geordies you just cant trust them to suck your balls.

buchtis · 21 Apr 2011 at 18:13

Dunks said:
BME pain Olympics?

Nope a different one, just Googled 'BME Pain Olympics'...

... why do people do this to themselves.

orderoftheflame · 21 Apr 2011 at 18:14

Nuts to that.

RomanNose · 21 Apr 2011 at 18:16

What? Surely the best way to go about this would be a chainsaw, what a fool.

twist3d0n3 · 21 Apr 2011 at 18:25

**** **** **** ****

whoever said about that pain olympics, OMFG :eek: