Jean Claude Van Damme

sHo0sH · 22 Apr 2011 at 10:19

Legend.

Personal favourite film is Kickboxer.

Cr0fty · 22 Apr 2011 at 10:19

starfighter · 22 Apr 2011 at 10:20

Time Cop

He'sDeadJim! · 22 Apr 2011 at 10:27

He lives in a fridge village.

Deadbeat · 22 Apr 2011 at 10:34

He loves his dogs.

Tom84 · 22 Apr 2011 at 10:35

Deadbeat said:
He loves his dogs.

He'sDeadJim! · 22 Apr 2011 at 10:39

Damned good head kicker.

J.T · 22 Apr 2011 at 10:41

Once saw an interview with him were he was compared to Arnie and he said "Well, at least I have a longer name than him", I don’t think counting is one of his strong points...

sHo0sH · 22 Apr 2011 at 10:41

He doesn't do push ups, he pushes the world down.

K1LLSW1TCH · 22 Apr 2011 at 10:47

He's a terrible actor and I have to say I find his fight scenes pretty crap in comparison to others, I like Steven Seagal.

JCVD films are just him doing a slow motion roundhouse while going: "Waaaaaahhhhhhhhh" for 80 minutes.

arknor · 22 Apr 2011 at 10:51

i heard steven segal offered him out at a party one time and he declined

sHo0sH · 22 Apr 2011 at 10:51

Seagal just goes around slapping people, whilst staring intensely and whispering

Tom0 · 22 Apr 2011 at 10:52

K1LLSW1TCH said:
JCVD films are just him doing a slow motion roundhouse while going: "Waaaaaahhhhhhhhh" for 80 minutes.

He's an Ork? :eek:

He'sDeadJim! · 22 Apr 2011 at 10:52

sHo0sH said:
He doesn't do push ups, he pushes the world down.

And he doesn't do pull ups, he pulls the sky down.

K1LLSW1TCH · 22 Apr 2011 at 10:55

arknor said:
i heard steven segal offered him out at a party one time and he declined

sHo0sH said:
Seagal just goes around slapping people, whilst staring intensely and whispering

Haha that's so true. I think I'm gonna watch a SS film later, you've put me in the mood.

Tom0 said:
He's an Ork?

Yes, yes he is.

ThundyCat · 22 Apr 2011 at 11:04

Oh sweet *****