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A bit of fun to brighten up your return to work after the bank holiday! :)

You've commandeered a small life-boat and there's a small desert island in the distance.

The dons have kicked out the young and weak to secure their place. Other members are diving into shark-infested waters. You're safe on the boat.

There's only one spot left, and being the closest to the mass of people, you're charged with picking someone. Who do you save and why?

Me? I'd probably save Nitefly as he seems to be a genuinely lucky and upbeat guy and isn't too argumentative. Being marooned on a desert island he's someone to keep morale up. What's more, I can amuse myself by collecting rocks and pretending I've found a new species of animal for him to catalog. If and when he makes a scientific breakthrough akin to that enjoyed by the Beagle, I'll steal it and take my rightful place in the history books.

P.S. You can tell when I've been up drinking coffee all night as I make daft threads like this! :D
 
It's got to be Admiral Huddy! It would be advantageous to have someone with a clear naval background ;) and I would imagine he would be fairly entertaining to watch as he annoyed the don's...
 
One of the 5 or 6 chix who hang around on here (presumably because they didn't get enough attention from their fathers:p) so that I have something to do after I've eaten Nix.
 
I'd be the guy in the submarine to the left that shoots the boat with torpedoes as it's maritime trespassing.
 
I'd save Johnny69, as he is good at DIY and would be able to make an awesome potato/coconut cannon which could be used to hunt wild bores...
 
LMAO, oh dear.

At least I would be safe :D
By that reasoning, I would not be.
I'd like to save FreeFaller. Depends how big the boat is, if it's tiny then FF might unbalance the boat and cause us to drown.
Otherwise, one of them...uhm...things...you know, them things...with the...(I forgot)...boobs! That's it! One of them things with the boobs.
 
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mr toxictbag.

by reading some of his post's and talking to him on the phone,he is a funny guy.

if im going to be stuck on a island i want to make it a funny place to be and mr t bag would do this.
 
PICK ME PICK ME
I'm a boating man, and therefore could appreciate the boat that is sinking.
Once we reach the island, I'm well versed in island life. I live on an island.
Also experience with self sufficiency, how to get the most from the land, a top fisherman, know enough about natural water supplies and rather good at hunting.
 
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