The "holy son of a...what the hell is that?!" bug thread

Ricochet J · 26 Apr 2011 at 22:31

That's right ladies and gents, it's that time of year again! Where moths the size of your face come flying through the window and bum the light. Where spiders faster than a Bugatti Veyron sprint across the living room and rape you while you sleep.

Get all of your "WTF bug" moments posted in here!

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Nitefly · 26 Apr 2011 at 22:31

Dragon.

Always a dragon.

Fenris · 26 Apr 2011 at 22:32

It's just reg, give the poor bugger a break, he means well.

Ricochet J · 26 Apr 2011 at 22:32

Does anyone actually have a strategy to stop mosquitos from bumming your ears at night? :/

Fenris · 26 Apr 2011 at 22:33

Ricochet J said:
Does anyone actually have a strategy to stop mosquitos from raping your ears at night?

Stop flashing them, your asking for it.

Nitefly · 26 Apr 2011 at 22:34

Ricochet J said:
Does anyone actually have a strategy to stop mosquitos from bumming your ears at night? :/

Yeah, don't have rubbish blood.

Mosquitos love me. They love my blood. To them, it tastes of god's tears. I am the holy grail of bloodmeals.

Damn my rubbish genes

Fenris · 26 Apr 2011 at 22:35

Nitefly said:
Mosquitos love me. They love my blood. To them, it tastes of god's tears. I am the holy grail of bloodmeals.

Can I have some?

^TANK^ · 26 Apr 2011 at 22:35

Lynx + Lighter = Napalm that mother ****er!

Nitefly · 26 Apr 2011 at 22:36

Fenris said:
Can I have some?

Are you a mosquito?

BringTheRain · 26 Apr 2011 at 22:38

Got a bite on my leg, from what i thought was a butterfly. But in fact was a moth.

it was black with red spots. WTF? They cant bite

Fenris · 26 Apr 2011 at 22:41

Nitefly said:
Are you a mosquito?

Maybe.

gropingmantis · 26 Apr 2011 at 22:43

^TANK^ said:
Lynx + Lighter = Napalm that mother ****er!

Damn straight.

Nitefly · 26 Apr 2011 at 22:43

Fenris said:
Maybe.

...

you may *presents*

Cosimo · 26 Apr 2011 at 22:45

Ricochet J said:
Does anyone actually have a strategy to stop mosquitos from bumming your ears at night? :/

This works a treat:

http://www.boots.com/en/Jungle-Formula-Mosquito-Killer-Plug-In_12323/

J-FRO · 26 Apr 2011 at 22:49

so does this and this

Ricochet J · 26 Apr 2011 at 22:50

simulatorman said:
This works a treat:

http://www.boots.com/en/Jungle-Formula-Mosquito-Killer-Plug-In_12323/

Thanks. I'm looking to update the front page with stuff like this.

cheets64 · 26 Apr 2011 at 22:54

J-FRO · 26 Apr 2011 at 22:56

Garonazz · 26 Apr 2011 at 22:59

Close up of that spider scared me.

mufc802 · 26 Apr 2011 at 22:59

Just shut the window and get a fan tbh.