Bugs, Top Gun & HOLYWHATTHEF IS THIS!!

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So, sat in my room, just finishing watching the United game and I remembered my windows were still open and my light was on. Moth attractor numero 1.

I swivvle round on my chair, lo and behold I see this thing come flying at me and it sounds like a ****ing plane.

All that was going through my head was the Top Gun theme tune and running the heck out of my room.


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Can anyone identify what on earth this thing is?!? :(

Apologies in advance for the poor pictures, I didn't want to hang about getting a fantastic photo of this thing.
 
It's a Penis Scrat-I mean Cockchafer.

Also known as June Fl-I mean May Bug.

Not to be confused with the Cockteas-I mean your mum.

It's an insect.

There are lots of different types, apparantly.


Actually there's just one but he has many, many suits, his name's Reg.


*Disclaimer - I'm eating 5 miute chocolate cake and apparently I put too much sugar and chocolate in it so now I feel like a 5 year old that just snorted a kilo of sherbet.
 
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It's a harmless male maybug or cockchafer (fnaar).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cockchafer

I was handling a couple on Saturday much to the wife's disgust. They're quite endearing little blighters really.

Knew GD would pull through for me.

I absolutely hate any type of insect and ones that fly and buzz about scare me to no end. Allergic to wasps so even flies have me running away until I realise what they are.

It was having a right go at the glass/cardboard, quite the fiesty bugger!
 
I thought someone was in my sisters kitchen when one of these found its way in and started bashing the light!
 
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