I think I have the most annoying person in the world working in my office

nero120 · 3 May 2011 at 14:28

He talks like Loyd Grossman and constantly makes snorty pig like sounds?! WTF! Can anyone top this?

ash_scotland88 · 3 May 2011 at 14:30

I can see someone posting about how some-one farts or goes for a huge poo same time everyday and it turns into an other thread about poo in the work place.

Jumblejug · 3 May 2011 at 14:33

There's a guy who works in my office, he always complains about how I sound like a British-American television presenter, chef and musician.

Making a semi-worthy contribution... Most of my office annoyances come from women and their need to stand a few feet away from my desk and talk about menstruation.

FNGsam · 3 May 2011 at 14:49

working in a company with recruiters (sales people basically) and putting up with them on a daily basis is pretty bad sometimes. That being said quite a few are lovely but a lot are not...

DJMK4 · 3 May 2011 at 15:03

There is a guy in my office who literally try's to throw in a joke in every sentance he says, however he is literally not funny.

It's like these people who try to tell a joke, then pretend they are hitting a drum and symbol and make the "boom tish" sound at the same time.

kPATm · 3 May 2011 at 16:33

Guy at my work reapeats the last word of nearly every sentence. Johnny Two Times.

Pestilence · 3 May 2011 at 16:44

kPATm said:
Guy at my work reapeats the last word of nearly every sentence. Johnny Two Times.

Has he ever asked you about Jack Russell's? Jack Russell's.

trigger-happy · 3 May 2011 at 16:51

you should start acting like a total dick, even more than him. He should soon give up. Two negatives make a positive?

The Dread Pirate · 3 May 2011 at 16:53

Hey! I don't work anywhere near you therefore you don't work with the most annoying person in the world!

mame · 3 May 2011 at 17:06

Jumblejug said:
Most of my office annoyances come from women and their need to stand a few feet away from my desk and talk about menstruation.

I worked with a woman for 5 years who seemed to make a point of telling me this every month. Each time she would worm it into any conversation

eg.

".......... and they don't want to be talking to me like that this week of all weeks!!"

i'd not react to this and after a few seconds of staring at me she would follow up with

".... it's that time of month darling" in a manner that suggested the first 'hint' had gone over my head.

Or she would say "I'd best go to the toilet and not forget my bag! not this week"

Oynas · 3 May 2011 at 17:08

I sit next to a guy who has a number of small things that annoy me. In the grand scheme of things they are irrelevant, but when I am under pressure or something is not working they drive me made.

He likes tapping his feet when he is listening to music. I've told him that I find it annoying yet he seems to forget this and still regularly does it. He also hums while he is eating. :mad:

Oynas · 3 May 2011 at 17:09

mame said:
I worked with a woman for 5 years who seemed to make a point of telling me this every month. Each time she would worm it into any conversation

eg.

".......... and they don't want to be talking to me like that this week of all weeks!!"

i'd not react to this and after a few seconds of staring at me she would follow up with

".... it's that time of month darling" in a manner that suggested the first 'hint' had gone over my head.

Or she would say "I'd best go to the toilet and not forget my bag! not this week"

Jesus, that would drive me mad. Listen love, we get it, you have periods, now do me a favour and STFU.

wannabedamned · 3 May 2011 at 17:10

My Boss likes to correct everything I do...

now don't get me wrong, that would be fine if I was doing things incorrectly. but no, I'm not. If there's 2 ways to get something done, you can GUARANTEE his way and my way are different, yet the outcome would be the same. And he constantly has a go about the way I'm doing it.

This ranges from wrapping a package to mail out, to spreadsheets on Excel, To even making a damn cup of coffee.

hrrreeeeeugh... I'm annoyed just remembering things -_-

J-FRO · 3 May 2011 at 17:10

When I was at uni the whole drama department were annoying. Literally every single one of them.

Way too many wannabe actors, too few scripts.

FutileBreadMachine · 3 May 2011 at 17:11

Jumblejug said:
Making a semi-worthy contribution... Most of my office annoyances come from women and their need to stand a few feet away from my desk and talk about menstruation.

Be careful man, bears can smell it.

Muzy · 3 May 2011 at 17:13

I sit next to a young women who speaks at rate of 5 words /30 seconds. it takes her 20 mins to explains Hello_world Java program - made up of one line of code. stupid example i know, but you get the picture.

edit: she laughs after every few words for no reason, bla bla, something, <scooby doo_laugh_sound>,something...<scooby doo_laugh_sound>...

yeah man, she sounds like scooby do0

franco_22 · 3 May 2011 at 17:16

Oynas said:
Jesus, that would drive me mad. Listen love, we get it, you have periods, now do me a favour and STFU.

This is why women shouldn't be allowed to work in an office :mad:

Edit: I hate working with women, can't stand them, specially when they think they are in charge.

LizardKing · 3 May 2011 at 17:18

J-FRO said:
When I was at uni the whole drama department were annoying. Literally every single one of them.

Way too many wannabe actors, too few scripts.

Sounds like the time i use to work for Haven, the Haven mates use to walk around like they owned the show with an attitude to match, stuck up *****!

kPATm · 3 May 2011 at 19:48

I take it your single franco?

Zefan · 3 May 2011 at 19:49

You can't be working with the most annoying person in the world, because I used to work with them and they still work in the same place.