I think I have the most annoying person in the world working in my office
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There's a guy in my office who I call the "Pun-Master". This nickname is far more complimentary than it should be.
Every day he reads the net for stupid, ridiculous jokes ... most that are older than the internet. He thinks they are funny so throws them out at us expecting laughs. I can't stand it!
He also kills our tea-time conversations absolutely stone dead with similar such crap banter. ARGHHH
Every day he reads the net for stupid, ridiculous jokes ... most that are older than the internet. He thinks they are funny so throws them out at us expecting laughs. I can't stand it!
He also kills our tea-time conversations absolutely stone dead with similar such crap banter. ARGHHH
Single, Afraid not sweet cheeks. Partial to a good dick joke, guilty as charged
I can top it with someone that constantly smells of sick, has the most irritating mannerisms known to man and is generally pretty damn AWFUL at their job.
Which is a pitty as i enjoy my job...just not some of the people i have to work with
Which is a pitty as i enjoy my job...just not some of the people i have to work with
Nope, I worked with THE most single annoying guy of all time, I even moaned about him on here a few times, to recap what he used to do...
He was a large person (which wasn't the issue) - he would stop his work THIRTEEN (yes I counted) times a day to eat pastries, treats, whatever he had stashed in his top draw, now that was annoying anyway cos you just thought "jesus you're eating again?" and what was worse was that he chewed with his mouth open and made that horrible 'clapping' noise with his lips *shudders* urgh, the mere thought of watching his several chins wobble everyday makes me sick.
He constantly spoke to himself, talking himself through his day in a constant mumble, problem was if he was talking to you, you never knew if he was addressing you as it was in the same tone/constant mumble and then HE would get frustrated with you because the person in question 'never listened'
He had to tell everyone everything new in his life, "oh hai guyz I got a new phone check the camera out" when in a department of 36 people this got tiresome by the time he got to the 2nd row of people...
He NEVER bought a round despite taking several drinks off others.
He was so tight his arse squeaked when he walked...this become annoying because he would badger you to help him out to try and save money, so you would give up your time then in the end just ignore everything you said and do his own thing anyway.
If he cocked up (which was almost daily) being the helpful team member I am I would always cover for him to help keep him out of the **** - was this ever returned? like **** it was. If I messed up when he could've helped me he just kept his mouth shut.
He ran, quite literally, when there was a free lunch going, now when your the sort of person who is designed for comfort and not speed this is never a pretty sight.
In general he was an embarrassment to the department and my team and I can safely say I hope I NEVER work with him again.
Part from that, he's alright.
He was a large person (which wasn't the issue) - he would stop his work THIRTEEN (yes I counted) times a day to eat pastries, treats, whatever he had stashed in his top draw, now that was annoying anyway cos you just thought "jesus you're eating again?" and what was worse was that he chewed with his mouth open and made that horrible 'clapping' noise with his lips *shudders* urgh, the mere thought of watching his several chins wobble everyday makes me sick.
He constantly spoke to himself, talking himself through his day in a constant mumble, problem was if he was talking to you, you never knew if he was addressing you as it was in the same tone/constant mumble and then HE would get frustrated with you because the person in question 'never listened'
He had to tell everyone everything new in his life, "oh hai guyz I got a new phone check the camera out" when in a department of 36 people this got tiresome by the time he got to the 2nd row of people...
He NEVER bought a round despite taking several drinks off others.
He was so tight his arse squeaked when he walked...this become annoying because he would badger you to help him out to try and save money, so you would give up your time then in the end just ignore everything you said and do his own thing anyway.
If he cocked up (which was almost daily) being the helpful team member I am I would always cover for him to help keep him out of the **** - was this ever returned? like **** it was. If I messed up when he could've helped me he just kept his mouth shut.
He ran, quite literally, when there was a free lunch going, now when your the sort of person who is designed for comfort and not speed this is never a pretty sight.
In general he was an embarrassment to the department and my team and I can safely say I hope I NEVER work with him again.
Part from that, he's alright.
But his sauces taste awesome on pork, mmmmm!
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God I would love to see a picture of him to put a face to the story. Hilarious!!!
Normally fat people don't eat in public and are embarrassed by it... clearly this one had no shame.
The boss's talentless, thicko wife was one of the worst I've worked for. She'd pretty much make up inefficient tasks to do just to throw around her weight. She also thought she could sing, and so we had some 'cabaret' nights with her up on stage. It was like hearing cats screaming in a blender. The boss was a right ****, too 
I would like to clarify this is a picture of me and not said annoying person
