Benefits of Having No Life

Reldar

Reldar

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So many of you, just like myself have absolutely no life or friends whatsoever and probably spend all your time working or on the computer.

But there is no need to be negative. Lets take a look at the positives being lifeless has to offer!

Feel free to share your own and I will add to the list!


Benefits:

- Generally have more money
- Only having to deal with your own problems and not others
- More time to do what YOU want
- Don't need to worry how you look/smell
- Never have to share anything
- No one will miss you
- No xmas presents to buy
- No birthdays to remember
 
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Reldar said:
So many of you, just like myself have absolutely no life whatsoever and probably spend all your time working or on the computer.

But there is no need to be negative. Lets take a look at the positives being lifeless has to offer!

Feel free to share your own and I will add to the list!


Benefits:

- Generally have more money
- Only having to deal with your own problems and not others
- More time to do what YOU want
- Don't need to worry how you look/smell
- Never have to share anything
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maybe thats why you're on your own :p
 
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Reldar said:
So many of you, just like myself have absolutely no life whatsoever and probably spend all your time working or on the computer.

But there is no need to be negative. Lets take a look at the positives being lifeless has to offer!

Feel free to share your own and I will add to the list!


Benefits:

- Generally have more money
- Only having to deal with your own problems and not others
- More time to do what YOU want
- Don't need to worry how you look/smell
- Never have to share anything
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Sounds like you're trying to convince yourself of something. But yea, accurate enough list.
 
Reldar said:
Benefits:

- Generally have more money
- Only having to deal with your own problems and not others
- More time to do what YOU want
- Don't need to worry how you look/smell
- Never have to share anything
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So basically you will die with lots of money but have had nobody to share your life or money with, a bitter twisted person who wallows in self pity who spends all day fapping and watching daytime TV whilst shaking their fist at passers by, a person who smells so bad they could rub pig manure into themselves to improve their odour, and a person who hoards everything, including all their food cans and jars like those wierd people you see on TV.

Go for it. :D
 
The biggest advantage is that you can do anything you like without being distracted or be at the beckon of others.

Edit: Some people think that you are automatically a dosser, being apathetic about a vast majority of things including a social life leaves you to concentrate on more important matters.
 
tbh sharing is great. I genuinely get a +2 effect from sharing whereas if it was just for me i only get +1 positive effect to my mood :)
 
Reldar said:
Benefits:

- Generally have more money - What's the point if you have nobody to enjoy it with?
- Only having to deal with your own problems and not others - Isn't that what friends are for? Helping you with your problems?
- More time to do what YOU want - I love "me" time, probably more than most but my friends don't exactly force me to do what they want.
- Don't need to worry how you look/smell - :confused:
- Never have to share anything - Such as?
- No one will miss you - :o
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chaosdestro0 said:
One hand would do, but 8 times? Are you speaking from experience, as I don't think that is humanely possible. Surely after the Fourth one it will get painful?
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pain is for the weak

Also hang on a mo, why are you trying to turn this around? You're the one saying how ace it is that no one cares where you are or wants to see you or have you join them in whatever they're doing.
 
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