Benefits of Having No Life

You need an intervention!

There must be a local OCUKer willing to shower and shave this poor troglodyte, and bring him out into the evening sun? :D
 
When you're stuck in bed so ill you can't get up (like I am now) it's nice to know that there's someone coming home soon to look after you :(
 
When you're stuck in bed so ill you can't get up (like I am now) it's nice to know that there's someone coming home soon to look after you :(

or if you die at home your body wont be undiscovered for weeks and only be found when the neighbours complain of the stench
 
When you're stuck in bed so ill you can't get up (like I am now) it's nice to know that there's someone coming home soon to look after you :(

Baaaaaaw do you need somebody to read you a story and tuck you in?

:D :D

But seriously, I don't understand how anybody can actually believe having no friends is better than having friends (without having some sort of mental disorder).
 
Baaaaaaw do you need somebody to read you a story and tuck you in?

:D :D

But seriously, I don't understand how anybody can actually believe having no friends is better than having friends (without having some sort of mental disorder).

Fred West was probably quite happy without friends.

on that note you can add serial killing/stalking to the list.
 
Baaaaaaw do you need somebody to read you a story and tuck you in?

:D :D

But seriously, I don't understand how anybody can actually believe having no friends is better than having friends (without having some sort of mental disorder).

To be fair though, there is a balance to be struck.
Having too many friends would be hellish, does not sound at all appealing to be sucked into something in all my spare time.
 
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Pizza
PC Upgrades
Chips
Pizza
PC Upgrades
Cigarettes
Beers
Pizza..............

??????

At least you will die quicker being alone;)

But in reality it's a bit of a double edge sword for me.

I go out with 4 different groups of people, so normally out at least 4 times a week. So it's often nice to have a day or 2 to myself, but permanently no thanks.
 
or if you die at home your body wont be undiscovered for weeks and only be found when the neighbours complain of the stench
Or like the old lady across the way, the neighbours ignored the smell and she wasn't found for four months :eek:

Baaaaaaw do you need somebody to read you a story and tuck you in?
Yes :(
 
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