Benefits of Having No Life

the shadow · 4 May 2011 at 19:11

http://abcnews.go.com/US/playmate-found-mummified-friends-portrait-yvette-vickers/story?id=13522253

mrk · 4 May 2011 at 19:33

Well somebody got no hugs as a child

Cosimo · 4 May 2011 at 19:35

Khaaan! said:
Well somebody got no hugs as a child

That explains an awful lot.

Reldar · 4 May 2011 at 19:37

Khaaan! said:
Well somebody got no hugs as a child

What's a hug? Is it food?

Geo-Gamer · 4 May 2011 at 19:37

No one will ever disturb u in ur bubble

and you will have peace and quite lol

Cosimo · 4 May 2011 at 19:40

Theophany said:
This thread demonstrates Darwin's theory at its finest.

Yup, some people here won't mate and are doomed to extinction.

RomanNose · 4 May 2011 at 19:42

Reldar said:
What's a hug? Is it food?

Do you know when you move your hand up and down when you come across a fellow being? It's like that but a bid more advanced, you usually manoeuvre your strongest hand behind the back of the said being, then proceed to move your upper chest inwards. Usually the weakest hand is then placed in the air as if you were to pull a toilet chain.

It's quite advanced and usually lasts for ~ 20 seconds, I have seen many other "people" doing this task but I for one am worried about the health dangers of being that close to someone.

Reldar · 4 May 2011 at 19:44

chaosdestro0 said:
Do you know when you move your hand up and down when you come across a fellow being? It's like that but a bid more advanced, you usually manoeuvre your strongest hand behind the back of the said being, then proceed to move your upper chest inwards. Usually the weakest hand is then placed in the air as if you were to pull a toilet chain.

It's quite advanced and usually lasts for ~ 20 seconds, I have seen many other "people" doing this task but I for one am worried about the health dangers of being that close to someone.

Sounds extremely complicated. Surely it would require a great deal of practice?
I think I'll pass though, seems very strange.

Cosimo · 4 May 2011 at 19:46

sponge999 said:
Pizza
PC Upgrades
Chips
Pizza
PC Upgrades
Cigarettes
Beers
Pizza..............

??????

Life, that sounds like hell.

23JMZ07 · 4 May 2011 at 19:56

I like the OP.
What games you play?

Barks · 4 May 2011 at 19:58

Such a pointless existence.

The whole fun of life is interaction with others and making a difference.

Geo-Gamer · 4 May 2011 at 19:59

Having know life owns no one will ever bother u its simply as that

No one knows your where abouts

23JMZ07 · 4 May 2011 at 20:00

scott212 said:
Such a pointless existence.

The whole fun of life is interaction with others and making a difference.

I interact with others and make a difference in the Net and Internet subforum.

[TW]Sponge · 4 May 2011 at 20:00

simulatorman said:
Life, that sounds like hell.

Kind of the point

topgun06 · 4 May 2011 at 20:02

Are we for real!?!

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Van Hellseek · 4 May 2011 at 20:09

You missed two!

- Less xmas prezzies to buy
- Less birthdays to remember

You can add those to your list while I go meet my mates for a pint.

Welshy · 4 May 2011 at 20:12

What's with all the depressing threads on here recently... there was one the other day asking who didn't have any friends!

I mean come on guys, way to fulfil the stereotype! Go out and meet people every once in a while!

Geo-Gamer · 4 May 2011 at 20:13

There is a thread up now about your first mobile phone hehe

OriginalJonty · 4 May 2011 at 20:17

I couldn't imagine life without family, friends or hobbies. What do you do all day, OP?

23JMZ07 · 4 May 2011 at 20:19

Im sure this is a troll thread but I'm kinda enjoying thinking about the reclusive lifestyle. Have soooooo much more money.