The Only Way Is Essex - ITV 2

Was in oneills the other night when they were filming it over the road in the sugarslut.
Utter rubbish, massive embarrassment to Brentwood and Essex in general tbh.
Fake rubbish acted badly by fake shallow people
 
For some reason last night i decided to watch this tosh. Its just one of those shows that are so awfully directed and produced you cant not turn over. Not that i'll be watching another mind!

It is blatently clear that there is a script to hand but some of the lines that the women come out with are shamefully retarded.
E.g. this guy called arg went too a salon and before his treatment he measured 44.5" after the treatment he measured 44.4" then she comes out with you've lost an inch lmao he tries to explain but she starts to get confused i never knew there were so many thick people in this country until i saw this..

For anyone that wants to feel better about themselves though watch this you will feel and same like a genius compared to these plonkers. Thing is as well the girls arent even fit one of them had a horse mouth with botox for added effect another was fat and another red head mentally retarded.
 
i saw this last night for the first time. Is this how some people really are. Jesus some people are thick as pudding. Glad not all pretty girls around the world are this simple.

Dont know if it is scripted or what, but some of them would have trouble writing there own name.

I agree with LeoN88 some strange looking women on there, like the one with huge bottox lips, danielle I think,
 
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Every time this is on TV and my girlfriend is watching it I find myself paralysed and unable to stop watching, instead forced to sit there and rant at the TV for the duration.

My girlfriend thinks it's hilarious and keeps threatening to film me and put it on YouTube
 
It does make for oddly compelling viewing doesn't it? I can't quite articulate my thoughts and impressions of the show as it's just too fantastical to describe!
 
borich_planner said:
I caught the last eoisode and saw some pool party thing. WTF!!!!!! fake
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I love TOWIE however, the pool party incident where Lauren had a huge argument with Mark was so fake. In one shot, Lauren and Mark were about a meter from the pool then 1sec later, Mark was standing at the edge.... then, you guessed it - Lauren pushed him in. Bad editing :(
 
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