Is my Mrs cheating on me?

Scon · 7 May 2011 at 14:29

What do i do?

I need some advice on what could be a life changing decision.

I've suspected for some time now that my Mrs has been having an affair. The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up. She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them". I always look out for her taxi coming home but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car setting off. As if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi? I once picked her mobile up just to see what time it was and she went beserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my Mrs. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her. I decided I was going to hide behind my car which would give me a view of the whole street so I could see which car she gets out of. It was whilst crouched behind my car that I noticed rust around my rear wheel arch.

Should I take it into a body repair shop or should I buy some stuff from Halfords and try to repair it myself?

Cheers

Number_25 · 7 May 2011 at 14:30

cool story, bro

'Wes · 7 May 2011 at 14:30

Megahurtz400 · 7 May 2011 at 14:30

I'm outta here.....

neoboy · 7 May 2011 at 14:31

Bad joke is bad?

Craig1981 · 7 May 2011 at 14:32

Megahurtz400 said:
I'm outta here.....

I'm right behind you bro.

Edrof · 7 May 2011 at 14:32

Jurassic.

stoke1863 · 7 May 2011 at 14:33

got a lol from me

Walkerie · 7 May 2011 at 14:34

She definately is, move on or start banging her friends.

Hitman_Leon · 7 May 2011 at 14:35

Dose your missis like a bit of rusty arch action,

Ok ill get my coat when I get yours...........

Number_25 · 7 May 2011 at 14:36

Hitman_Leon said:
Dose your missis like a bit of rusty arch action,

Ok ill get my coat when I get yours...........

Oh thats poor.

Felix Da Housecat · 7 May 2011 at 14:37

Not this old story.....again.

I vote for a ban just for posting such drivel.

twist3d0n3 · 7 May 2011 at 14:37

isn't this posted at least once a month?

xGBHxPegasus · 7 May 2011 at 14:39

twist3d0n3 said:
isn't this posted at least once a month?

I think you are correct my good man

Caffrey · 7 May 2011 at 14:39

twist3d0n3 said:
isn't this posted at least once a month?

[TW]Fox · 7 May 2011 at 14:39

Old joke but you've missed it up anyway by calling the thread 'Is my Mrs cheating on me'. The idea is you simply ask 'What do I do' then tell the story making everyting THINK its about your Mrs cheating, only to deliver the punchline at the end.

To be honest, failing this hard at reciting such an old joke is hilarious.

coltpython3 · 7 May 2011 at 14:40

for gods sake man give her some attention in the bedroom!

arknor · 7 May 2011 at 14:40

worst joke ever

Nix · 7 May 2011 at 14:41

I was on the job with my missus the other night and she kept calling out some other guy's name.

Who is this rape fellow?

Scon · 7 May 2011 at 14:41

[TW]Fox;19078578 said:
Old joke but you've missed it up anyway by calling the thread 'Is my Mrs cheating on me'. The idea is you simply ask 'What do I do' then tell the story making everyting THINK its about your Mrs cheating, only to deliver the punchline at the end.

To be honest, failing this hard at reciting such an old joke is hilarious.

yeah, realised a few mins after posting.