Soldato
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Go **** yourself 

Go **** yourself![]()
I had a neighbour whose manbeast of a mother would visit several times a day and feel the need to beep several times when driving off after each visit.
They moved out.
Feels good man.
I had a neighbour whose manbeast of a mother would visit several times a day and feel the need to beep several times when driving off after each visit.
"I'll just let George know I am leaving again by making A LOUD NOISE WITH MY CAR SO HE CAN TURN AROUND AND CONFIRM MY EXISTENCE ONCE MORE. THANK YOU GEORGE".
Fat people tend to do the "be, bebebe...bee BEEP" thing, which is their way telling the departee how jolly and chipper they are. It's their last chance to remind you of their joie de vivre before they drive home and their pie-shaped heart explodes.
I often give a farewell toot but only jab the horn
Go **** yourself![]()
The neighbour directly over the road does the same thing and is the reason for this thread.
She drives a MK2 MR2 and anyone who knows the car will know it's horn is ****ing ****.
It's not even HONK HONK it's more of a pathetic toot toot.
I'm not condoning vandalism, but disconnect it?