Is this a brown recluse spider?

Gaijin · 8 May 2011 at 21:41

Seriously people, check your bananas.

When I worked they we found two scorpions in the produce, several spiders (think one was a black widow), and the biggest moth i've ever seen.

Cleeecooo · 8 May 2011 at 21:47

NUKE IT FROM ****ING ORBIT!!! FFS

Did you tell the teso staff?

Pestilence · 8 May 2011 at 21:48

Not a Brown Recluse. Thankfully!

SpeedFreak · 8 May 2011 at 21:49

looks like a Bugatti Veyron to me

also, the abdomen is wrong for a brown recluse

twist3d0n3 · 8 May 2011 at 21:57

it's dave

233 · 8 May 2011 at 21:58

did you get extra clubcard points for it?

Reaper 392 · 8 May 2011 at 21:58

that is the second worst thing i have ever heard of being in/on food. i'd have definitely screamed like a little girl if that had been on me

if your interested, the worst thing ive heard of being in food is at my local mcdonalds. they found, erm, gentleman juice in the milkshake machine. this was confirmed by someone i knew that worked there at the time of the discovery. not surprisingly i've never eaten there since, and i'm incredibly glad ive never had their milkshakes

Lopéz · 8 May 2011 at 22:07

Mull3t said:
Is this a brown recluse spider?

No.

Lopéz · 8 May 2011 at 22:09

Reaper 392 said:
if your interested, the worst thing ive heard of being in food is at my local mcdonalds. they found, erm, gentleman juice in the milkshake machine. this was confirmed by someone i knew that worked there at the time of the discovery. not surprisingly i've never eaten there since, and i'm incredibly glad ive never had their milkshakes

Complete BS.

Who are "they", these people who somehow find semen in milkshakes? If semen was found in McDonalds milkshakes it would be international news. Same old urban myths, as old as the hills.

"Yeah but at MY local McDonalds it REALLY happened"

Yep, and tomorrow night I'm rogering the Queen.

Freefaller · 8 May 2011 at 22:15

Raikiri · 8 May 2011 at 22:19

Cleeecooo said:
Did you tell the teso staff?

That there was an indigenous spider in their store? What are they going to do?

Dutchman · 8 May 2011 at 22:26

Forde said:
Also, check out Drasodes Lapidosus or Stone Spider: could be a match!

http://www.uksafari.com/stonespiders.htm

+1, looks like the spider in OP pic.

Lopéz said:
Yep, and tomorrow night I'm rogering the Queen.

Man of Honour guys have some perks, I wonder what the Don's get.

Reaper 392 · 8 May 2011 at 22:37

Lopéz said:
Complete BS.

Who are "they", these people who somehow find semen in milkshakes? If semen was found in McDonalds milkshakes it would be international news. Same old urban myths, as old as the hills.

"Yeah but at MY local McDonalds it REALLY happened"

Yep, and tomorrow night I'm rogering the Queen.

several people from my school told me this after it had been closed down (i think, it was several years ago) very quickly after a health and safety inspection, so it sounded plausible to me. within several days the entire school was talking about it.

i'd be happy to be proven wrong though