New Al-Qaeda Leadership

bandit · 9 May 2011 at 00:19

as hamzilla said, maybe an apprentice style process where they have various tasks.

could be interesting if the tests include:

getting more than permitted ML onto a plan
getting through the green lane customs with 600 cigs
etc
etc

Shayper · 9 May 2011 at 00:27

OriginalJonty said:
The AQ Factor?
Al Qaedas Got Talent?
Dancing On Fire?
Big Bomber?

How will it be decided?

Mortal Kombat of course

WoZZeR · 9 May 2011 at 00:31

I vote for Abu Yahya al Libi.

'Florid Public statements'

Terrorist threats that rhyme.

Strife212 · 9 May 2011 at 00:37

bandit said:
getting through the green lane customs with 600 cigs
etc
etc

lol

Skunkworks · 9 May 2011 at 00:37

I'm going for Nasser. He escaped from prison, so he's resourceful, like the Arab McGuyver. Also, he's a shortarse, and they always have something to prove.

Plus, his beard is more "terroristy" than the rest.

bandit · 9 May 2011 at 00:40

Strife212 said:
lol

the harder tests are getting a xmas card from barak, walkng round london with a rucksack and watching pron and not getting...er.....excited

Adrianr · 9 May 2011 at 03:13

Robbo said:
I like death metal, does that make me a terrorist?

No. Much, much worse.

Robbo · 9 May 2011 at 03:18

Adrianr said:
No. Much, much worse.

**** off you Man City fan.

Adrianr · 9 May 2011 at 03:20

Robbo said:
**** off you Man City fan.

sxndy · 9 May 2011 at 08:57

I want to see them singing and dancing before I decide who i'm voting for.

Cosimo · 9 May 2011 at 09:04

I'm going with Abu Yabba Dabba Doo. He’s got the right credentials and looks mean enough.

the shadow · 9 May 2011 at 09:29

Send them the link to rogues gallery

ubersonic · 13 May 2011 at 09:58

loltim said:
Abu Yahya al Libi looks a bit like Ice-T.

Apparently he tried to assassinate Gaddafi, so looks like he's getting the promotion nod as Hague is gunning for his job...

bloodiedathame · 13 May 2011 at 10:44

Hella cool. He gets my vote!