I like my video games like I like my women:

Sunbed · 10 May 2011 at 16:00

Devrij said:
Little attention required, fun to jump on and have a quick 15 mins of fun before I go to sleep.

Post yours

15 mins?! More like 1 minute... and that's including the time it takes to install!

Andy__C · 10 May 2011 at 16:00

.... available from the internet as I never leave the house........ :-D

Deific · 10 May 2011 at 16:02

Easy to have sex with and finish up with a bukkake.

Wait what....

Musty Pie · 10 May 2011 at 16:03

EdGey said:
Multiplayer / 4 way co-op

^ Best one so far! ^

Here is mine:

With VAC installed!

(not that ive ever been cheated on, honest!)

CK61938 · 10 May 2011 at 16:20

this thread is way too awesome. just what I needed

Sunbed · 10 May 2011 at 16:25

CK61938 said:
this thread is way too awesome. just what I needed

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Can't believe how much win this thread contains.

Huw · 10 May 2011 at 16:43

Sid Meier's name stamped on it? :eek:

Comes on five floppies.

Easy to uninstall when you're done. (Bugger off love and let me sleep)

Free demo before you buy.

Warbie · 10 May 2011 at 16:45

Asian and hard to get into.

Huw · 10 May 2011 at 16:46

Banned from Australia for being too naughty.

Breach · 10 May 2011 at 16:55

On the couch in front of big tv, much better than hunched over a desk.

Overslop · 10 May 2011 at 17:01

Sucking at first but developing into a hardcore marathon.

HardwareGeek · 10 May 2011 at 17:07

RP-G(irl) with an easy casual mode that can be set to hardcore for a few hours a night

Teaf · 10 May 2011 at 17:11

No monthly fee's

eyetrip · 10 May 2011 at 17:11

Leads you by the hand and lets you know which buttons to push and when.

Sleepery · 10 May 2011 at 17:33

Warbie said:
Asian and hard to get into.

That works on so many levels

Zitron · 10 May 2011 at 17:45

A grindfest.

Overslop · 10 May 2011 at 17:55

Warbie said:
Asian and hard to get into.

Sleepery said:
That works on so many levels

I just hope you don't start until level 16! :eek:

Deific · 10 May 2011 at 17:59

Overslop said:
I just hope you don't start until level 16!

Actually it's best to start when the first ability becomes available. Usually around level 10.

PaddyMC89 · 10 May 2011 at 18:01

Dead or Alive.

overclick · 10 May 2011 at 18:08

With a built in tutorial for those who have not played for a while, with a demo being a must before I decide if it is worth the monthly subscription costs.

Or maybe just buy one get one free at the local bargain bin.