I'm in a band called '1023 Megabytes'...

Sgt Tackleberry said:
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Traffic car is following a car at 40 in a 30 and puts on the blues and sirens. The car then takes off.

40 .... 50 .... 60 ..... Faster and faster. Traffic cop pursues with lights and sirens flashing and wailing.

This goes on for miles with speeds of 100 mph being reached and after around 10 miles, the car in front slows down and stops.

Cop gets out and walks to the car ....... Bloke winds down the window.

' Sir, I have followed you for miles and at very high speed and despite this you failed to stop. If you can give me a good excuse, and I have heard them all in years on the force, I will let you off with a verbal warning. '

' Well officer ', said the bloke, my missus left me for a traffic cop a while back and I thought you were bringing the **** back. '
 
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