FAO: Bus passengers

jp_bl_68 · 12 May 2011 at 15:57

1. There are seats upstairs, use them.

2. No one wants to hear your music, put some headphones on.

3. It is not the driver's fault that you don't have the correct fare.

4. **** and **** belong in the toilet, not your pants.

5. Wash.

That is all.

/rant

TheCenturion · 12 May 2011 at 15:58

Don't use the bus often then I gather?

Cosimo · 12 May 2011 at 15:59

Don’t use third world buses.

matthewhotdude · 12 May 2011 at 16:00

I would rather walk than resort to using a bus

jp_bl_68 · 12 May 2011 at 16:02

TheCenturion said:
Don't use the bus often then I gather?

Daily. But the people that use it never cease to amaze me.

Cosimo · 12 May 2011 at 16:02

Let me guess, they held up the bus for 5 minutes paying a fare, then sat next to you listening to loud "music" whilst taking a pee on your lap and smelling like they hadn’t wiped their bum for a week. Get a car.

scorza · 12 May 2011 at 16:04

Public transport. lol.

trigger-happy · 12 May 2011 at 16:05

jp_bl_68 said:
4. **** and **** belong in the toilet, not your pants.

wtf what bus do you get on o.0?!

Sgt Tackleberry · 12 May 2011 at 16:06

Lmao, you say how u feel.

the shadow · 12 May 2011 at 16:06

Ride on the 25 bus in London in the summer that will give you something to complain about

TheCenturion · 12 May 2011 at 16:06

jp_bl_68 said:
Daily. But the people that use it never cease to amaze me.

Would have thought that you'd be used to this sort of thing by now

It does annoy me too.

However I once held up the entire bus while I was having an argument with the driver. My oyester card had no money on it, so for some reason I couldn't use the bus, despite the fact that the bus is free for 16-18 year olds. Apparently one of the terms and conditions is that you have to have topped up your oyester card to use the free bus travel. :confused:

In the end I had to pay £2 for a 5 min bus journey

jp_bl_68 · 12 May 2011 at 16:07

simulatorman said:
Let me guess, they held up the bus for 5 minutes paying a fare, then sat next to you listening to loud "music" whilst taking a pee on your lap and smelling like they hadn’t wiped their bum for a week. Get a car.

lol, no. This is just a typical week on the bus.

Dark_Angel · 12 May 2011 at 16:07

What about if there's no upstairs on the bus!

Craig1981 · 12 May 2011 at 16:10

I take not one, but two busses to and from work, and I can honestly say I dont encounter number 4 a lot. Or at all actually...

I tend to sit downstairs whenever I can as the noisier passengers tend to sit upstairs. Also the ones that fall into the number 2 catagory. Though since I tend to either listen to Radio 1/stored music or watch youtube vids with headphones on, I dont hear them anyway.

dekez · 12 May 2011 at 16:11

Ah the joy of buses, you think there is nothing worse, then you go on a night bus...

jp_bl_68 · 12 May 2011 at 16:11

trigger-happy said:
wtf what bus do you get on o.0?!

The man who had obviously pooed himself was on the number 64 this afternoon.

jp_bl_68 · 12 May 2011 at 16:12

Dark_Angel said:
What about if there's no upstairs on the bus!

Then I'm trying to get on the wrong bus

Tefal · 12 May 2011 at 16:13

there used to be a crazy woman in Manchester who'd get on the bus and rant about how they were all part of a big conspiracy that stole or her son or some crap.

Craig1981 · 12 May 2011 at 16:14

Dark_Angel said:
What about if there's no upstairs on the bus!

Sit on the roof. Duh! :rolleyes:

jp_bl_68 · 12 May 2011 at 16:15

dekez said:
Ah the joy of buses, you think there is nothing worse, then you go on a night bus...

I do this five nights a week. Oddly enough, the bus smells better with a bunch of drunks on it than it normally does.