Ways to please a woman...

simon22 · 13 May 2011 at 20:31

Tell us your stories on how you make the birds fly out of the nest

I got my first date coming up, well I'm taking her to the cinema for starters, and then I will probably go with her to a fancy restaurant. Any tips on how to handle things?

Pate · 13 May 2011 at 20:31

Cinema sucks most times.

Kerplunk · 13 May 2011 at 20:32

Cinema? lol

SeraphX · 13 May 2011 at 20:33

eat all her ice cream saying ' hey baby, least you wont get fat now '

TheCenturion · 13 May 2011 at 20:33

1. Open your flies
2. Hole in the popcorn box, place box on lap
3. ??????
4. Profit

elmuzzy66. · 13 May 2011 at 20:33

simon22 said:
Tell us your stories on how you make the birds fly out of the nest

I got my first date coming up, well I'm taking her to the cinema for starters, and then I will probably go with her to a fancy restaurant. Any tips on how to handle things?

How old is you and how old is her?

ringo747 · 13 May 2011 at 20:33

Why are you asking on a computer forum full of geeks where probably 5% have actually scored in the past year?!

jackthezipper · 13 May 2011 at 20:34

Cinema as a first date sucks. Go to a bar.

Kerplunk · 13 May 2011 at 20:34

TheCenturion said:
1. Open your flies
2. Hole in the popcorn box, place box on lap
3. ??????
4. Profit

Someone been watching Big sausage pizza?

simon22 · 13 May 2011 at 20:35

elmuzzy66. said:
How old is you and how old is her?

She's 21 and I'm 22

RomanNose · 13 May 2011 at 20:36

Milk and street countdown.

Rameses · 13 May 2011 at 20:37

a fresh credit card.

Bassmansam · 13 May 2011 at 20:39

Wonnnngaaaa.

Pate · 13 May 2011 at 20:40

simon22 said:
She's 21 and I'm 22

Seriously, meet up, go for a stroll, go to a bar/cafe have some drinks and judge how things go from there.

Cinema's suck for first dates, it's awkward, you don't know the boundaries and you can't really get to know each other.

a lot more fun later on.

Lakeland · 13 May 2011 at 20:40

Stay single, that's the only way to keep a woman happy.

Megahurtz400 · 13 May 2011 at 20:41

Forget women, make yourself happy and stay single!

Hairybudda · 13 May 2011 at 20:41

Tips for what? I mean if you like her cool (you'll find out over dinner i guess), if she likes you thats also cool(she'll find out over dinner i guess), you'll get some, if not get her hammered and nail her.

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yeah you're not 14, take her somewhere nice for cocktails then dinner then iunno whatever you both enjoy doing

SS-89 · 13 May 2011 at 20:41

kenmare said:
Seriously, meet up, go for a stroll, go to a bar/cafe have some drinks and judge how things go from there.

Cinema's suck for first dates, it's awkward, you don't know the boundaries and you can't really get to know each other.

a lot more fun later on.

+1 Took my gf out for a meal on our first date, you want to get to know her, not sit silently next to her for two hours.

kae2 · 13 May 2011 at 20:42

Cinema's aren't great for first dates, you need to be able to talk. Go for a few drinks, means easy exit if things go wrong too.

Cinema's are for further down the line, for hand flirting etc.

Scrutinize · 13 May 2011 at 20:42

simon22 said:
Tell us your stories on how you make the birds fly out of the nest

I got my first date coming up, well I'm taking her to the cinema for starters, and then I will probably go with her to a fancy restaurant. Any tips on how to handle things?

Cinema sucks, go somewhere you can chat play some pool or go bowling if you must. As for the food, take her somewhere with a cool relaxing atmosphere. A fancy/posh restaurant is unlikely to put her at ease unless she comes from that ilk. Try one of the chilled out surfy eaty pubby type of places or an indian / chinese.

As "for how to please a woman".....I am assuming that as you are having to ask on a computer forum you will never get that far

Least you get the benefit of Google these days. All we had was late night channel 4 on a friday and eventually channel 5.