Ran out of Rizla :( Any way i can make some?

BringTheRain · 15 May 2011 at 21:12

Its not for drugs either!

I have searched everywhere, i am over the limit to drive!

Walking is not an option. Too tipsy for that!

Help me make some!

Plllllllllllllllease!

Robbo · 15 May 2011 at 21:13

Toilet roll.

LeonT · 15 May 2011 at 21:14

newspaper is your only option mate. Try and use a bit that hasn't got a lot of ink on it. Then lick like mad to stick it!!!

BringTheRain · 15 May 2011 at 21:14

Robbo said:
Toilet roll.

LOL - Worlds quickest fag

Kerplunk · 15 May 2011 at 21:14

Litmus paper

Marky · 15 May 2011 at 21:14

Jeeeez desperation :eek:

You can't wait until the morning?!

BringTheRain · 15 May 2011 at 21:14

LeonT said:
newspaper is your only option mate. Try and use a bit that hasn't got a lot of ink on it. Then lick like mad to stick it!!!

Does that seriously work? I am willing to try just about anything!

rickh · 15 May 2011 at 21:15

Thin paper like in dictionaries or the blank pages of the bible?
Receipt paper might also work well.

BringTheRain · 15 May 2011 at 21:15

Marky said:
Jeeeez desperation You can't wait until the morning?!

Not when i have just eaten a takeaway and had a "FEW" bears. WHY didnt i ask him to get me some

ElvisFan · 15 May 2011 at 21:16

Noob. I thought everybody knew that koran pages make the best skins.

arknor · 15 May 2011 at 21:16

lol go to the shop... there must be one within walking distance

Sone · 15 May 2011 at 21:16

i share your pain, just pulled out some 3 month old baccy from the bin as i am desperate for a smoke

UncleRuckus · 15 May 2011 at 21:16

Make a pipe

BringTheRain · 15 May 2011 at 21:16

arknor said:
lol go to the shop... there must be one within walking distance

Its a good 30min round trip, when sober

Jumblejug · 15 May 2011 at 21:17

Plan ahead for next time

Feef · 15 May 2011 at 21:18

I had this problem earlier. I searched every jacket pocket, finding a bottle opener, 87p, a playing card and an unlabelled phone number but no rizla. Eventually found an old pack of kings I've been extracting usable sheets from.

There is actually a shop downstairs, but I'm still not dressed, so that wasn't going to happen

Marky · 15 May 2011 at 21:18

BringTheRain said:
Its a good 30min round trip, when sober

When you run when you're drunk you feel like you're running at about 100mph!

Tefal · 15 May 2011 at 21:23

BringTheRain said:
Its not for drugs either!

I have searched everywhere, i am over the limit to drive!

Walking is not an option. Too tipsy for that!

Help me make some!

Plllllllllllllllease!

bible pages.

contracteur · 15 May 2011 at 21:23

Construct a pipe, and smoke your tobacco like a gentleman, old chap.

yhack · 15 May 2011 at 21:26

Use the Qur'an