Ed: [conversing on the phone] Right so what sort of girls are you into, then, Waj?
Waj: I don't know. Ones with big jubblies and that.
Ed: Yeah? You like them big, Waj? Yeah.
Waj: And nice fit asses*, too, man.
Ed: You're an ass man, aren't you, Waj? I knew you were, bro. You're an ass man. You're a massive ass man.
Waj: What are you saying?
Ed: I'm saying you're an ass man, Waj.
Waj: You giving me batty chirps, bro? You calling me a whammer?
Ed: No.
Waj: **** off!
[Ends phone conversation]
Waj: ******* Boy George!
* it's arses not asses in the film but I'm being all polite and nice tonight