Is it Friday yet ?

Admiral Huddy · 18 May 2011 at 09:36

Week's dragging on already.. So I thought I'd join the gym. The chap asked how flexible I was. Pretty OK, not free Wednesdays though.

On the way back I got asked out by some really loud woman last night. I had to turn her down.

<exit>

loltim · 18 May 2011 at 09:36

Can you ban dons?

Django x2 · 18 May 2011 at 09:38

Tim Vine rip offs do not look good on you, especially when you get them wrong too.

/ban

Cosimo · 18 May 2011 at 09:45

I got so bored that I went out shopping this morning and bought some really odd shaped eggs but now i can't find them. I think they've been mislaid.

OriginalJonty · 18 May 2011 at 09:46

Can we vote to ban a Don? Or does that rip a hole in the space time continuum?

Benihana · 18 May 2011 at 09:48

Surely he is still on some sort of probation period. Or at least if he wasn't he will be soon

Burnsy2023 · 18 May 2011 at 09:49

loltim said:
Can you ban dons?

Thundy can.

Gaygle · 18 May 2011 at 09:49

http://todayitis.com

nydryl · 18 May 2011 at 09:49

I got confused trying to link the punchline in the second joke to the first joke

The Dread Pirate · 18 May 2011 at 10:10

Heh!

Cosimo · 18 May 2011 at 10:11

Gaygle said:
http://todayitis.com

Thanks for the reminder.

~>Dg<~ · 18 May 2011 at 10:13

this week is going slow

LOAM · 18 May 2011 at 10:14

I concur, yesterday in particular took over a month itself to pass.

Admiral Huddy · 18 May 2011 at 10:14

Lucero said:
Tim Vine rip offs do not look good on you, especially when you get them wrong too.

/ban

Owned! Epic fail and caught red handed! What can i say..

I wasn't trying to be original.. Just thought 'd share a few jokes.

I'm now picking a window!

LOAM said:
I concur, yesterday in particular took over a month itself to pass.

Have you been watching Catch me if you can?

Cosimo · 18 May 2011 at 10:17

~>Dg<~ said:
this week is going slow

Don't tell me. I thought we had already got to lunchtime and it's only just past ten.

Admiral Huddy · 18 May 2011 at 10:22

simulatorman said:
Don't tell me. I thought we had already got to lunchtime and it's only just past ten.

You've already eaten your home made sandwiches haven't you

The Dread Pirate · 18 May 2011 at 10:25

~>Dg<~ said:
this week is going slow

Don't say that mines been going quickly so far and I want it to keep going quick till friday when I get paid. :mad:

topgun06 · 18 May 2011 at 10:27

Sadly it is not Friday

I agree, this week is dragging.

...but tomorrow is Thursday Thursday, and then comes Friday, Friday, lalalaaa Friday! Something downstairs, something cereal, bus stop yeahhh.

The Dread Pirate · 18 May 2011 at 10:30

Great now you've all Jinxed my temporal awareness and things have started to drag I hope you're all happy!

Morgoth · 18 May 2011 at 10:31

When a Rebecca Black reference is more enjoyable than the joke I think we've reached an all time low.