the end is nigh

Rroff · 19 May 2011 at 15:57

Some of the quotes for this are great I especially like how they came to their numbers:

Yahoo! News said:
But Peter said: 'I know that one day for me is like a thousand years.' So 4990 plus 7001 years (the equivalent of seven days) equals 2011," he explained.

Not only that, May 21 coincides with the 17th day of the second month of the calendar used during the Biblical flood, according to Camping

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/preachers-prophesying-end-world-york-000338169.html

GravyMonster · 19 May 2011 at 15:58

Wikipedia said:
1. According to Camping, the number five equals "atonement", the number ten equals "completeness", and the number seventeen equals "heaven".

2. Christ is said to have hung on the cross on April 1, 33 AD. The time between April 1, 33 AD and April 1, 2011 is 1,978 years.

3. If 1,978 is multiplied by 365.2422 days (the number of days in a solar year, not to be confused with the lunar year), the result is 722,449.

4. The time between April 1 and May 21 is 51 days.

5. 51 added to 722,449 is 722,500.

6. (5 × 10 × 17)2 or (atonement × completeness × heaven)2 also equals 722,500

If 1 = 1 this theory is BS.

nas · 19 May 2011 at 15:59

absolute driv of the el.

stiv121 · 19 May 2011 at 16:10

Woohoo a day before my birthday (22nd may) and they said it was going to happen 21st may 1994 :-O a day before i was born :-/

Cuchulain · 19 May 2011 at 16:15

Soooooo .... on Saturday 200 million Christians will suddenly disappear? Am I the only one not seeing a flaw with this plan?

Morbius · 19 May 2011 at 16:20

Cuchulain said:
Soooooo .... on Saturday 200 million Christians will suddenly disappear? Am I the only one not seeing a flaw with this plan?

If God is happy to remove pilots from their planes mid-air without giving a monkey's about their passengers, then quite frankly, I'm glad I don't worship him.

stiv121 · 19 May 2011 at 16:21

See where religion gets you...

albert · 19 May 2011 at 16:22

...i'm going to get a huge bank loan tomorrow

SeeKified · 19 May 2011 at 16:23

Tefal said:
What the **** does "the end" use to get here, British rail?

I lol'd.

I thought it was 2012 that was the big doomsday whatchamacallit. Oh well, guess the end didn't want to pull a DNF?

Morbius · 19 May 2011 at 16:26

SeeKified said:
I thought it was 2012 that was the big doomsday whatchamacallit.

The end is suffering from premature annihilation.

GravyMonster · 19 May 2011 at 16:27

Morbius said:
The end is suffering from premature annihilation.

*claps* very good

Grandmaster Fap! · 19 May 2011 at 16:29

Oh well, another awesome excuse to go down the pub, all in favour say aye!

Deleted member 77746 · 19 May 2011 at 16:30

"I know it's absolutely true, because the Bible is always absolutely true."

^^^ Just shut up.

Pixel · 19 May 2011 at 16:41

Camping previously claimed that the world would end in September 1994.

So a good track record then, he's only been wrong once before!

GravyMonster · 19 May 2011 at 16:45

Only needs to be right once.

Participant · 19 May 2011 at 16:47

Are we sure it's not actually two days before the day after tomorrow?

LeJosh · 19 May 2011 at 16:47

That wikiped article has words but all I see is derpity derp the bible is always true derpity derp derp derp my math was wrong derp.

Complete loon.

Morbius · 19 May 2011 at 16:49

Rapture prank - get an old shirt, trousers, pants, socks and shoes that you were going to throw out. Leave them all on a pavement somewhere on the day that has been predicted.

FNGsam · 19 May 2011 at 16:53

iDroid84 said:
"I know it's absolutely true, because the Bible is always absolutely true."

^^^ Just shut up.

This tbh.

Can't believe people throw money into this. Religion is fine to follow... as long as you know its a fairytale

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Sunbed · 19 May 2011 at 16:59

LeJosh said:
That wikiped article has words but all I see is derpity derp the bible is always true derpity derp derp derp my math was wrong derp.

Complete loon.

Thanks.. made me lol at work