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From an email I received, made me smile:
The British Medical Association has weighed in on the new Prime
Minister David Cameron's health care proposals.
Initially, the Dermatologists advised everyone not to make any rash
moves.
The Gastroenterologists had a gut feeling that things were serious, but
the neurologists thought Cameron had a lot of nerve.
The Obstetricians felt they were all labouring under a misconception
whilst the Ophthalmologists considered the whole business very
short-sighted.
Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Paediatricians told
them to "Grow up!"
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the
Radiologists could see right through it.
The Surgeons said they were fed up with cuts and decided to wash their
hands of the whole thing.
ENT specialists found the economic proposals very hard to swallow and
just wouldn’t hear any more about them.
The Pharmacologists thought them a bitter pill and the Plastic
Surgeons thought they put, "a whole new face on the matter...."
The Podiatrists wanted to put their best foot forward whereas
the Urologists were p****** off at the whole idea and the Cardiologists
didn't have the heart to say so.
In the end, one Rectal specialist declared that they should all leave
it up to the a***holes in London .
The British Medical Association has weighed in on the new Prime
Minister David Cameron's health care proposals.
Initially, the Dermatologists advised everyone not to make any rash
moves.
The Gastroenterologists had a gut feeling that things were serious, but
the neurologists thought Cameron had a lot of nerve.
The Obstetricians felt they were all labouring under a misconception
whilst the Ophthalmologists considered the whole business very
short-sighted.
Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Paediatricians told
them to "Grow up!"
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the
Radiologists could see right through it.
The Surgeons said they were fed up with cuts and decided to wash their
hands of the whole thing.
ENT specialists found the economic proposals very hard to swallow and
just wouldn’t hear any more about them.
The Pharmacologists thought them a bitter pill and the Plastic
Surgeons thought they put, "a whole new face on the matter...."
The Podiatrists wanted to put their best foot forward whereas
the Urologists were p****** off at the whole idea and the Cardiologists
didn't have the heart to say so.
In the end, one Rectal specialist declared that they should all leave
it up to the a***holes in London .
