Breaking News: Crazy Women Cuts Lawn After 9PM

Marky · 25 May 2011 at 21:39

Hey!

I just heard a noise which sounded like a lawn mower - I looked outside and there is a freakin' women mowing her lawn! It's 9.30PM! It's DARK! I can just about make her out it's so dark!

The noise doesn't bother me at all... I probably don't plan on sleeping for another few hours - but I am bothered that I have a complete nut case for a neighbour...

Anyone else come across these people? Mowing the front lawn is the last thing I'd be thinking about at this time!

Marky

PS - In before standard genital comments

Scania · 25 May 2011 at 21:40

At least she bothers to cut the grass....

Tefal · 25 May 2011 at 21:41

where are you, it's still light here? :confused:

neil3k · 25 May 2011 at 21:41

what the trucker said

bledd · 25 May 2011 at 21:41

Mowing the lawn should be done when it's roasting hot, then your accomplishment beer tastes twice as nice

G-MAN2004 · 25 May 2011 at 21:42

oh noez a lady iz cutind da grazes laete at nite

Sgt Tackleberry · 25 May 2011 at 21:42

U should cut ur grass at 6:30 in morning.

Cosimo · 25 May 2011 at 21:42

She might be going on holiday.

ojrules · 25 May 2011 at 21:51

who let her out the kitchen?

Marky · 25 May 2011 at 21:52

I just looked outside again - Now she's actually doing gardening!

She's got the clippers out and she's cutting plants

Strange no?

ojrules said:
who let her out the kitchen?

Grandmaster Fap! · 25 May 2011 at 21:53

Sniper rifle from the upstairs window...that'll learn her!

EndlessSky · 25 May 2011 at 21:58

Wait? You're spying on you female neighbour in her garden? In the dark?

Someone call the police!

Cosimo · 25 May 2011 at 22:01

Marky said:
I just looked outside again - Now she's actually doing gardening! She's got the clippers out and she's cutting plants

Strange no?

I've mown the lawn with the garden lights on. People water their gardens after dark.

topgun06 · 25 May 2011 at 22:02

Ha crazy woman. No neighborhood is complete without one.

sanaxe1 · 25 May 2011 at 22:05

Shes mowing her "front lawn" as your looking through her bathroom window

Lashout_UK · 25 May 2011 at 22:05

I cut the grass at 10:30 once. Strapped a big torch the mower. Hardcore.

E61 Grouphead · 25 May 2011 at 23:32

sanaxe1 said:
Shes mowing her "front lawn" as your looking through her bathroom window

When the sound of the lawnmower stops, you had better be sure you have finished installing the secret shower-cam

mufc802 · 25 May 2011 at 23:36

Has she got a light or anything?

Beasty · 25 May 2011 at 23:36

Bet she lost a bet or something haha, bizarre.

Theophany · 25 May 2011 at 23:44

She should get some of that special 'emo grass.'

...it cuts itself.