Crackpot neighbor

BloodyL · 27 May 2011 at 20:36

Organic means she wees in the garden in the middle of the night, no wonder the weeds keep coming back.

twist3d0n3 · 27 May 2011 at 20:39

stand and bang with her, she clearly needs to be banged.

QlimaxUK · 27 May 2011 at 20:41

yes your evil!!!! don't use weedkiller you fool!!!!

REAL MEN USE NAPALM! :cool:

Fenris · 27 May 2011 at 20:45

It was a man test, you didn't hoe her vegetable patch, you are now gay.

Aman · 27 May 2011 at 20:48

I think you'll find Clarkson proved a shotgun was the best method to remove weeds, that or nuke it from orbit.

SeraphX · 27 May 2011 at 20:50

+1 Napalm

kill the organicness

Cosimo · 27 May 2011 at 20:55

Pop over and do her weeds.

Duke · 27 May 2011 at 20:55

Tell her you pulled them out carefully and planted them in her garden.

twist3d0n3 · 27 May 2011 at 20:57

Duke said:
Tell her you pulled them out carefully and planted them in her garden.

without actually doing it? so he'd be evil AND a liar!

ng93 · 27 May 2011 at 21:00

simulatorman said:
Pop over and do her weeds.

o_O

Rich_L · 27 May 2011 at 21:19

Skim read, so you're a bachelor, she's a hoe - get on it?

King Damager · 27 May 2011 at 21:26

Does she happen to own loads of cats as well?

kd

LOAM · 27 May 2011 at 21:55

Roses
Greenfly
Bug gun
Huhuhuh huh huh

cymatty · 27 May 2011 at 22:04

Plough her organic forest !!