How is Mortal Kombat like a Helsinki church service?

I'm sure that's a humorous reference to some sort of phrase in that particular game series, but I've never played it. I acknowledge your joke but am not laughing.
 
scorpion and sub zero are walking in the netherrealm.

they're talking:

Scorpion : whats up Iceman

Sub-Zero : not much, I think i have a cold.

Scorpion : You know what helps? standing on that cliff and watch down.

*Sub-Zero goes standing on the edge of the cliff.*

Sub-Zero : Hey This actually works

Scorpion : no problem * Kicks him off the edge*
 
Half laught-groan

I'll raise your bad joke with an awful one

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.
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